Spock: Jim never fights me when I try to ride him.
*TAS* Caption Contest 005: Oh the Pain, the Pain.
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Spock: Jim never fights me when I try to ride him.
Kirk: Scotty! Route power away from the Bridge defense system!
Scotty: Aye sir! Power Rerouted!
Nimoy was always pulling pranks on the cast members and joking around. In this rare photograph, we can see Nimoy and special effects makeup Man Stan Winston ( a rare and uncredited appearance) in a strange parody of Slim Pickens in "Doctor Strangelove"
Nimoy: "YeeeeHaw!"
Winston: "Grrrrrowlll!"
"Rodeo Clowns are illogical!"
OFFICER MOTEL
Captains beam in. They don't beam out.
Radioactive Klingon ships pissing.
One of the things Section 31 never wanted you to know about.
Wow! Thanks for the honourable mention!!
As the mist cleared, Spock began to realise why he couldn't mind meld with his blind date.....
As the mist cleared, Spock began to realise why he couldn't mind meld with his blind date.....
Kirk: Damnit! Bones was right. Space is nothing but danger and blah... blah... blah.
Kirk was warned well ahead of time and repeatedly about trying to sneak some of Chekov's homemade Russian cookies.
He was warned...
SPOCK:"HEIGH-HO, FILMATION...
AWAY!!!!"
Kirk realized that it was just a dumb "ass" idea to install a microwave on the bridge for his incessant popcorn cravings... That damn Spock was right again when he advised about the electrical interference....
Young Spock quicky realized that all this bucking and broncing was even better than stealing his mothers vibrator !
Klingon Captain: Where'd we get hit Ensign?
Klingon Ensign: We Captain??? Um....well right up the ass --
Captain: WHAT ! My ship has an ass !!!
Ensign: *giggles* oops I thought you were talking about Me! I had quite a time with helmsman Lusu again last night.
Captain: Don't be ashamed Ensign ...I once had a similar tryst with an enemy combatant while he was "in the hold".....funny thing is he was a helsman too. Does this Lusu guy have bad skin per chance?
Sulu immediately got an erection when he saw that his Captain/Helmsman fantasy finally was going to cum to pass! However, he didn't count on the fact that he would also be phasered by proxy...but he didn't care!!! That was the best 2 minutes of his life!
Yet another needless and senseless victim of the dreaded "space drive by."
Spock jumped the shark...by riding the sehlat.
Captain Kirk's final thought was:
DAMN. Maybe installing that extra-huge bug zapper to take care of the Belzoidian flea infestation was a bad idea after all.
Spock: Got Damn his breath is stank! But yet this foul odor smells remotely familiar but I can't quite place it............he thought about it awhile and then......
he remembered the terrible time when the Captain got phasered and lost all control of his bowels on the bridge....yes that was where he recognized the smell from. Just remembering the incident Spock was grateful he was not part of the janitorial staff on that particular day.
Spock was sure to win the 500,000 credits from the LOGICAL ENQUIRER now!
Greenfoot DID exist!