*TAS* Caption Contest 005: Oh the Pain, the Pain.

[Shatmandu]

Turns out young Spock just got some bad mushrooms: he really spent the night in the back yard and killed the neighbor's housecat.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Lil' Carl has to choke a sehlat

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Kirk: Scotty! Get the bridge drinks dispenser back on manual before it shorts someth.... Arrgh!

 

[Shatmandu]

Lil' Carl: "Lil' Saavik, you betta gets me my moneys, yous digs? Or do I have'ta give ol' Scratchy here another turn on you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"This green pussycat is SOOOOOOO now, man."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

After Kirk said the leafs would Finaly win their 1st Stanley Cup since 1967, someone shot him, for being mentaly unstable.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Lil' Carl: Ever since that first hit man, I've been chasing the la-matya.

 

[Maurice]

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But, before I close this I figured I'd post the captions that popped into my head when I picked these images.

Before that moment, Kirk thought the Shower Massage was the be-all and end-all.

Spock finally got himself a little of that green Vulcan pussy.

And with surgical precision the Battlecruiser went from "she" to "it".

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See this thread for the winners.