Back in the 80s Senator William Proxmire tried to criminalize birth control. It didn't go over too well...
*TAS* Caption Contest 002: Of Redshirts & Redskirts
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Back in the 80s Senator William Proxmire tried to criminalize birth control. It didn't go over too well...
Kirk: "Ensign! Why are you slouching like that?"
Ensign: "Sorry, sir, my backbone isn't scheduled to arrive until Tuesday."
Kirk: Lieutenant Pasty...I want this cotton candy beamed out of the transporter room immediately mister! It's ruining our equipment and it's a sticky mess in here!
Spock: Yes captain....agreed, The transporter room now shares the same characteristics as the bathroom facilities in your cabin. The Janitorial staff shall not be pleased.
All together: Remember us, Captain Deadbeat?
Kirk: Dammit I knew I should of set those phasers to "abort"....
KIRK:"You need to eat more, son.
Get some meat on your bones. If this keeps up, the Admiralty's gonna accuse me of mistreating my redshirts."
REDSHIRT:"You don't say."
STAR TREK Animated Porn never really hit the way Filmation hoped it would.
Cyrano Jones: And I woulda gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
Now we're going to sit down and we don't want any ogling of our hemlines!
REDSHIRT:"On the bright side, in about ten years or so the HE-MAN cartoons will be hiring."
IN UNISON:"Phasers set to MULTIPLE ORGASM...."
The PMS Girls were completely over the top about the new Star Trek FPS.
REDSHIRT:"Permission to eat some of those tribbles, sir?
I'm dyin' here."
Kirk (off camera): "This wasn't the score I had in mind."
Blonde: "We want to have a word with Captain Caveman there about his 'shortcomings'."
Kirk off screen: "Oonga Boonga. Bad time for viagra shortage."
"First...we snu-snu the Captain.
Then...the Vulcan.
Then...the doctor.
Then ALL THREE.
Commence SNU-SNU!!"
KIRK:"Permission to go to the mess hall, Ensign.
Please. Hurry.
You're even creeping the tribbles out."
