"First...we snu-snu the Captain.
Then...the Vulcan.
Then...the doctor.
Then ALL THREE.
Commence SNU-SNU!!"
Kirk: "I never thought it'd end this way, but I was really, really hoping."
*TAS* Caption Contest 002: Of Redshirts & Redskirts
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Kirk: "I never thought it'd end this way, but I was really, really hoping."
"First...we snu-snu the Captain.
Then...the Vulcan.
Then...the doctor.
Then ALL THREE.
Commence SNU-SNU!!"
Kirk: "I never thought it'd end this way, but I was really, really hoping."
"Then we snu-snu Sulu."
Sulu: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"First...we snu-snu the Captain.
Then...the Vulcan.
Then...the doctor.
Then ALL THREE.
Commence SNU-SNU!!"
Kirk: "I never thought it'd end this way, but I was really, really hoping."
"Then we snu-snu Sulu."
Sulu: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Kirk: "What are you, gay?"
McCoy: (*Smiles...then grimaces in fear...then smiles again*)
KIRK:"PLEASE tell me you're going to inflict pain on me.
PLEASE say so."
Spock: Mr. Cyrano Jones, you are in direct violation of Starfleet protocol 333XJ and a half Subsection 5. Being too cocky for a criminal.
Redshirt (left): He's got cotton candy.
Redshirt (right): I think I'm gonna die this episode.
Kirk: You'll probably get a good start if anything chases you, Ensign Rogers. Incidentally, when did you shave your goatee?
THE FAR SIDE OF TREK: REDSKIRTS
Each redskirt had a reason to be angry. Their boyfriends watched GALASCAR (galactic NASCAR) too much.
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You might be interested to know this is suppose to be David Gerrold, author of the tribble episodes. He was suppose to be a crewman on the original tribbles episode, but TPTB decide he was to skinny. This was DC Fontanas way of making it up to him.
Yep. In fact, at least one of the captions early in the contest specifically identified him as Gerrold.
You might be interested to know this is suppose to be David Gerrold, author of the tribble episodes. He was suppose to be a crewman on the original tribbles episode, but TPTB decide he was to skinny. This was DC Fontanas way of making it up to him.
KIRK:"Contest's over, son.
You can go eat now."
Yep. In fact, at least one of the captions early in the contest specifically identified him as Gerrold.
You might be interested to know this is suppose to be David Gerrold, author of the tribble episodes. He was suppose to be a crewman on the original tribbles episode, but TPTB decide he was to skinny. This was DC Fontanas way of making it up to him.
Sorry, I didn't see that.
