*TAS* Caption Contest 002: Of Redshirts & Redskirts

[Rat Boy]

The blonde had enough of appearing in this episode.

 

[Mysterion]

And then the Dixie Chicks became really militant...

 

[highlander]

And then the Dixie Chicks became really militant...

LOL... Classic

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Quick...beam his fat ass out into space before he realizes what we've done!!!!"

CHARLIE'S REDSHIRTS

FULL THROTTLE

 

[cooleddie74]

THIN REDSHIRT:"Sorry, sir.

My concentration's off. I have the Space AIDS, you know."

 

[Captain Gandalf]

Kirk ro redshirt : "What's your name, ensign?"
Ensign : "Peter Weller, sir."
Kirk : "Go to sickbay. You look like you have malaria."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

All together: Remember us, Captain Deadbeat?

 

[cooleddie74]

CYRANO JONES:"So...do we have a deal? One thousand credits for the whole lot?"

KIRK:"Energize...NOW!!!!!!!!!"

THE STEPFORD YEOMANS


They like their work!

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Permission to waste away to nothing and drop dead, sir?"

 

[Outpost4]

Ensign Sickly: I reproduce asexually, too.

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Ensign, why are you so thin?"
Ensign: "Because you and Scotty keep eating all the food."
Kirk: "Carry on then."

 

[highlander]

Backstage at the Maury Povich Show.

 

[Gary7]

Wow, I can't get over how crummy those phaser renditions are--they look about as bad as the AMT Explorer set phaser!

 

[Michael]

^ Really? I always felt that they were quite faithful. Simplified, yes. But faithful.

 

[Rat Boy]

I've had nightmares like this.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cyrano: "Come now, Captain: not every humanoid species defecates the same as you."

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Sir, I know Starfleet's budget got slashed...but MORE TOFU FOR DINNER?

I'm not going to last another week."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You're trying to clone and seduce me, aren't you Mrs. Robinson?"

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: Excellent! I see my shipment of pussy ticklers has arrived.

 

[Cakes488]

Blonde to Brunette: Hey!! That dress looks familiar...have you been going through my closet again !?!?!?