I also suspect that it won't be shown in this movie. However, just as an exercise, using dates taken from Memory Alpha:That's actually a shame. It would have been an interesting plot point to have Pine being chased through the galaxy by Karidian's Lunatic Daughter played by a "Dumb As A Box Of Rocks" Jessica Simpson.James Kirk Born: March 22nd, 2233Which means that the Corvette-into-the-quarry escapade could conceivably take place just prior to Kirk's leaving for Tarsus VI or just after his return to Earth from there. I'm not saying that's what the filmmakers will present (or whether they'll mention it at all) but an allusion in passing would qualify as one of those winks to longtime Trek fans which have been said by them to be scattered throughout the movie.
Famine occurs on Tarsus IV: 2246 (making Kirk 12 or 13 at the time)
Age of Young Kirk actor Jimmy Bennett at time of filming: 12 or just turned 13
Not going to be a big deal for me, one way or the other, but it's a fun thought.
Edit:
Jessica Simpson... *snerf* If I thought she had anything near the acting chops to play as crazy as Barbara Anderson did back when, I wouldn't mind seeing that.![]()
Dude, look at it this way. You're Uncle Wino. You've always resented the fact that you didn't measure up to your brother George, who was a Starship Captain.
But the one thing you had that that sumbitch George didn't have before that fool got his ship shot out from under him was a genuine, 250 year old Corvette!!!!
You loved that car. You loved that car more than your three ex-wives and you didn't care about your three ex-wives since the United States Government, by treaty with the United Earth Government and the Federation, outlawed alimony and child support as sexist. Good! More Saurian Brandy and Bootleg Romulan Ale for you!
So what happens? Because life sucks and you can't quite beat that erectile dysfunction of yours, you come home one day and find one of them robot cops with George's little urchin, James T..
He's driven your precious, 250 year old Vette into the Xindi Trench.
What do you do? Do you beat him? Do you hit him over the head with the bottle of Black Jack like you did when he left the hot dogs out in the rain last month? Nope!!!!
You swear that you'll make a man out of the little no-good runt, who doesn't appreciate all that his uncle has done for him.
You'll send him to that fine Military School on Tarsus IV, that's what you'll do!
That will straighten out the little brat! Maybe he'll grow up and meet a nice, cute blonde or something!
I like this explanation.
