man, how would jimmy go about acquiring a kyptonite condom in the first place.
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The Kryptonite training room, or the red sun tech that the Master Jailer used.
Hell, she should have tried to lose her virginity when she was unpowered after that solar energy depletion from Killing Red Tornado with too much heat vision.
Kryptonite condom is a Mallrats joke by Kevin Smith.
Sex is not be a big deal to Kara, so it's not an issue.
Although to this girl, love is a massive objective she want's to wrangle.
Love without sex is difficult.
Sex without love is par for the course.
Hell, she should have tried to lose her virginity when she was unpowered after that solar energy depletion from Killing Red Tornado with too much heat vision.
Kryptonite condom is a Mallrats joke by Kevin Smith.
Sex is not be a big deal to Kara, so it's not an issue.
Although to this girl, love is a massive objective she want's to wrangle.
Love without sex is difficult.
Sex without love is par for the course.
Batman keeps a supply in the bat glove compartment
Most modern incarnations of Superman don't give a shit about the proposed "Kryptonite condom"-problem, and it appears the new movies won't do, either.
On Kara, I doubt there'd be much of a problem. Like, labia is usually quite soft, so wouldn't Supergirl's labia be super-soft?!
I can't believe you actually got me talking about Supergirl's vagina.
Anyway, the only real obstacle I see is the hymen. And that takes only one procedure to get rid off once and for all. Sure, they'd need a Kryptonite scalpel or something like that, but that's more plausible to have than Kryptonite condoms (which could be used only once, compared to the scalpel).
I still can't believe you made me go there. Figuratively speaking.
On Kara, I doubt there'd be much of a problem. Like, labia is usually quite soft, so wouldn't Supergirl's labia be super-soft?!
I can't believe you actually got me talking about Supergirl's vagina.
Anyway, the only real obstacle I see is the hymen. And that takes only one procedure to get rid off once and for all. Sure, they'd need a Kryptonite scalpel or something like that, but that's more plausible to have than Kryptonite condoms (which could be used only once, compared to the scalpel).
I still can't believe you made me go there. Figuratively speaking.
Most modern incarnations of Superman don't give a shit about the proposed "Kryptonite condom"-problem, and it appears the new movies won't do, either.
There's actually tiny amounts of Kryptonite dissolved in that water, so that bathtub is really the only place they can make sweet sweet love.
Her bearded oyster is literally bulletproof.
The hymen is a band that goes around the vaginal cavity.
%25 of adult women (in the first world) despite having a healthy sex life, still retain their hymens.
Clark can express his love, in so long as he can maintain control.
One of the physical functions of a human orgasm is a total lack of control.
An orgasm is comparable to a brief stroke or a seizure, but with no negative effects.
Superman shouldn't be able to use a typewriter without hammering the thing 80 feet into the ground on the first keystroke, but we take it as wrote that his kisses are not as abrasiveness as sandpaper that can rip Lois' face off?
The hymen is a band that goes around the vaginal cavity.
%25 of adult women (in the first world) despite having a healthy sex life, still retain their hymens.
Clark can express his love, in so long as he can maintain control.
One of the physical functions of a human orgasm is a total lack of control.
An orgasm is comparable to a brief stroke or a seizure, but with no negative effects.
Superman shouldn't be able to use a typewriter without hammering the thing 80 feet into the ground on the first keystroke, but we take it as wrote that his kisses are not as abrasiveness as sandpaper that can rip Lois' face off?
There's actually tiny amounts of Kryptonite dissolved in that water, so that bathtub is really the only place they can make sweet sweet love.
That's as ridiculous as the Kryptonite condom. Kryptonite hurts Superman. It's not just able to cut him, or take his powers away, it actually hurts him, weakens him even so far that he's trouble standing up. The hurting part makes it seem like Superman is a masochist, the weakening part makes it actually counter-effective if it surrounds his penis.
That's why it's broken, not removed or anything.
But is Clark's orgasm like a human orgasm? He is an alien, after all.
There is no sex on krypton in the movies.
This would make sense if their biology had advanced past the point of needing to cast a pleasure responses to put frosting on top of the reproductive act, or if they'd been genegineered to be indomitably frigid to sort out a population issue as they were switching over to being a society of clones.
This would make sense if their biology had advanced past the point of needing to cast a pleasure responses to put frosting on top of the reproductive act, or if they'd been genegineered to be indomitably frigid to sort out a population issue as they were switching over to being a society of clones.
You mean that highly speculative one, that makes the mistake of measuring Kryptonian biology by human standarts?
Ah, glad you're not one of those who took that Niven piece more seriously than it was intended. There're far too many who do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics)
Centaur accidentally turned into an immortal horse that very rarely and briefly turns into a sexy man.
Centaur accidentally turned into an immortal horse that very rarely and briefly turns into a sexy man.
Ah, yes, the innocence of the Silver Age.
Though, thanks to Internet Rule #34, probably not so innocent anymore.
Though, thanks to Internet Rule #34, probably not so innocent anymore.
So is supergirl still a virgin?
Wait? So what you are saying is Batman and Superman are friends with benefits?
Kara was 14 when she left Krypton.
If she was human, it would be clearly possible that Kara might not have been a virgin when Krypton blew.
Although Supergirl did, and continues to, seem to be a 9 year old child most of the time.
Virginity circa 2016 is likely, although not certain.
If she was human, it would be clearly possible that Kara might not have been a virgin when Krypton blew.
Although Supergirl did, and continues to, seem to be a 9 year old child most of the time.
Virginity circa 2016 is likely, although not certain.