Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #205: Chakotay Goes Apesh*t!

[Orac]

Welcome to the 205th Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the 204th Contest:

First up the Captains Choice Award goes to @penguin44 with:

Hmph, she may be thinner and younger and have better boobs, but I'm still the Captain!


@Cutie McWhiskers gets the Photoshop Award with:

"Captain, the lumbar support on your chair appears to be loose. What was the reason you called me up here for again?"

@Ryan Thomas Riddle gets the Best Fart Joke Award with:

Paris: Oh Shat! I sharted into my spacesuit.

Third Place goes to @Mr Soak with:

Paris: Why are pirates cool?
Torres: I don’t know, why?
Paris: Because they arrr.

@Herbert gets Second Place with:

Torres: I had a little.............accident with the Delta Flyer


And the Winner is @Delta Vega with:

Sink fucked again !

Here're th' new pictures:

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Yay! I got the Best Fart Joke!

Chakotay: Hey... hey... can't a guy in the forrest take a crap in peace!

Chakotay: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Chakotay: I crap bigger'n you, kid.

Man looking off-camera: That's right, suck down your ba ba...

Chakotay: You want some of this... take that... what about you... you too... take that, mother f'ing aliens!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Don't fire, men, until you see the wood of his eyes."
Shines a light on Chacotay.
"I see the wood, captain!!!"

 

[Orac]

What? No! I was just... counting my willies!

 

[Captain Crow]

Chakotay: Do you mind? I'm trying to strangle Neelix.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

CHAKOTAY: Does a bear crap in the woods?
PARIS (OS): Umm, what are you saying is definitely true?
CHAKOTAY: No, I'm asking. If they do, I think there might be a bear around.

VILLAGER: We're saved, it's Rambo!
CHAKOTAY: No, I'm Chakotay.
VILLAGER: Oh. Is Rambo coming?

The world staring contest champion had no idea what he was getting into.

VILLAGER: Uhh, isn't that your urine?
CHAKOTAY: Yeah, we have to go to extreme measures not to die of dehydration.
VILLAGER: We're not out of water.
CHAKOTAY: Let me have this story.

CHAKOTAY: Rambo...ain't got...NOTHING ON ME!!!

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Where'd th' cheese go?
Kradin: I don't know!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Uhh, this isn’t the Men’s tree?

Alright, Scarecrow - TALK! ... who are you?!
Chakotay... I am your father
NOOOO

Merchandising! We put the show’s name on everything!
Voyager the coloring book
Voyager the breakfast cereal
Voyager the doll...me. <<ahcoochie moya>> ... adorable
Voyager THE ASSAULT RIFLE. The kids love this one.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: It's an old Maquis trick. It's called camouflage.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SCOOBY GANG: COMMANDER CHAKOTAY!!!
CHAKOTAY: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddlesome kids!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: What poison ivy?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chakotya: Ensign Kim, a snake just bit me in the hindquarters... I'm going to need you to suck out the poison.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

VILLAGER: Um...Odo's taking a siesta in there...

 

[Tenacity]

Chakotay: Where'd th' cheese go?

Native: "Janeway ordered it rushed to sickbay."

 

[MistieMew]

Been reading these for ages; I absolutely love them. Decided I'd finally give in to the urge and give one a shot.

Chakotay: I'm sorry to do this to you Harry, but... I can't disobey an order. You should've left the Captain's coffee stash alone.

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

CHAKOTAY: It's an old Maquis trick. It's called camouflage.

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

Chakotya: Ensign Kim, a snake just bit me in the hindquarters... I'm going to need you to suck out the poison.

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

VILLAGER: We're saved, it's Rambo!
CHAKOTAY: No, I'm Chakotay.
VILLAGER: Oh. Is Rambo coming?

The world staring contest champion had no idea what he was getting into.

VILLAGER: Uhh, isn't that your urine?
CHAKOTAY: Yeah, we have to go to extreme measures not to die of dehydration.
VILLAGER: We're not out of water.
CHAKOTAY: Let me have this story.

CHAKOTAY: Rambo...ain't got...NOTHING ON ME!!!

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

Chakotay: Do you mind? I'm trying to strangle Neelix.

Oh poor Neelix!

 

[Catarina]

This has been entertaining.