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STNG crew vs. DS9 crew in paintball

kakashi76767 said:
Ok, lets make shapeshifting against the rules...
Also, Worf and OBrien aren't allowed to play...

1) Kira takes out Laforge, Troi, Crusher, Weasley.
2) Riker takes out Dax.
3) Kira and Riker take each other out.
4) Picard takes out both Siskos.
5) Odo takes out Picard.
6) Data takes out Odo.
7) Guinan and Quark pop up from behind their bars and take each other out.
8 ) Rom and Nog, panicking, plot a kamikaze charge at Data. :eek:
9) Bashir and Garak walked off with the flag 10 minutes ago and no one noticed!! :wtf:

Tom Paris shows up and says "we got next." :thumbsup:

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"What is the name of your vessel?"
Riker: "The lollipop. She's a good ship."

Q: (to Worf) "Eat any good books lately?"

Your scenario sounds very plausible, and easy to imagine.

But, I'd just as well say that Sisko and Picard take each other out. I'd rather have Riker take out Nog and Jake (being the young cocky types that they are, Riker's cunning would splatter the paint on them at point blank range). Although Jadzia Dax will try hard to take him out, Riker would take out Dax just by winking at her (with Worf growling in jealousy, as he watches on the sideline with O'Brien, who places his bets somewhere and somehow). It may be even easier to take out Ezri (although, harder to say, if she were to tap into the psychotic killer side of Dax). Rom would just run and beg for mercy.

Oh, and love the part of Tom Paris coming in. :thumbsup:
 
Don't forget that Wesley can stop time now. That would come in awfully handy in a paintball game.
 
Whatever team Worf wasn't on.

When it comes to anything involving shooting, he's like the fat kid picked last on the dodgeball team. From what I can tell, both bartenders at his respective posts were better shots than he was.

-Shawn :borg:
 
^
Worf would probably shoot himself in order to retain his honour or something because he's technically on both teams...
 
What is the setting for this encounter?

If it's on a planet, I give odds to DS9 crew, with Dominion War experience and all.

If it's on a ship or starbase. I give the encounter to the TNG crew.

Worf and O'Brien have to sit this one out as honr would not allow them to fight former shipmates.
 
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