Paradise
♥♥♥♥♥♥---- (6/10)
The good: Sisko crawling back into the box. I was actually cheering him on.
The bad: The ending (will go into further detail in the summary).
The zany: There are universal laws: An unusually large man is always nicknamed "Tiny." When you're running late for work, you will hit every red light. And if an episode is named "Paradise" it will be anything but.
Summary: I don't know what it is about this show and bad endings lately. Until the last couple of minutes, this episode was getting a solid 8/10 from me. It made me feel uncomfortable, but in the right way. When Sisko refused to fall prey to Alixus' manipulations -- even to make things easier on O'Brien and himself while they were waiting to be rescued -- I was so pleased.
But here's the rub: Alixus basically kidnapped these people and held them against their will. She got rid of the doors... why? To keep people from conspiring against her, no doubt. She makes them work their derrieres off so they have too little time or energy to meditate on their situation -- under the guise of discovering their "cores." She lets people suffer and die when she has the means to save them (or at least the last one). Oh and let's not forget how she whores that chick to try and get Sisko to be more sympathetic to their "chosen" lifestyle. And yet
not a single member feels angry, violated, used etc when her subterfuge is discovered. It was clear that none of them had originally signed on to start a technology-free colony. It felt disingenuous that all of the people would say, "You may have stranded us here and taken away our free will (because anyone who doesn't tow the party line is severely punished), but you know what? We're so glad you did!"
Shadowplay
♥♥♥♥♥♥---- (6/10)
The good: FINALLY!! Bareil & Kira smooching! *happy dance* I know that nothing is going to come of the two of them... but at least some of that immense sexual tension had someplace to go this time.

Don't mistake this as actual 'shippage on my part. I wanted some kind of closure with them and the make-out session will work well enough for me.
The bad: The A-plot was pretty dull and predictable. I had the villagers pegged as holograms as soon as the words "no one leaves the valley" were spoken.
The zany: I'm gonna start wearing beads on my head. That just looks so
cool.
Summary: I enjoyed the Ben/Jake stuff (along with O'Brien). I actually liked the interaction between Odo and the little girl. (Though the Data/little boy moments from
Insurrection come to mind as well. Which one was first?) It was pretty so-so otherwise. Nice to hear the Dominion mentioned again. I really wanna know more about those folks. Other than changelings, Jem'Hadar and the war, I really don't know much about that group. I'm looking forward to seeing it developed. Also Odo's little speech about what is real was pretty cool... though again, Data comes to mind (remember the trial to determine whether he was a sentient being?).
Really, though, I liked the Kira/Bareil exchange. The way he looks at her.... "I'll be in my bunk."

*
runs off to find husband* (Pathetic? Perhaps, but I ain't apologizing for it!)
I've got a few days before the next disks arrive. In the meantime I'm told that I
must check out Dr. Who. (Netflix is apparently streaming the first 4 seasons online).