From Webster's Dictionary: (bold emphasis mine)
Main Entry:as·sume
http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?assume01.wav=assume')Pronunciation: \ə-ˈsüm\ Function:
transitive verb Inflected Form(s):as·sumed; as·sum·ingEtymology:Middle English, from Latin
assumere, from
ad- +
sumere to take — more at
consumeDate:15th century 1 a
: to take up or in
: receive b
: to take into partnership, employment, or use2 a
: to take to or upon oneself
: undertake <
assume responsibility> b
: put on ,
don c
: to place oneself in <
assume a position>3
: seize ,
usurp <
assume control>
4: to pretend to have or be : feign <assumed an air of confidence in spite of her dismay>5: to take as granted or true : suppose <I assume he'll be there>6
: to take over (the debts of another) as one's own
— as·sum·abil·i·ty
http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?assume02.wav=assumability') \-ˌsü-mə-ˈbi-lə-tē\
noun
— as·sum·able
http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?assume03.wav=assumable') \-ˈsü-mə-bəl\
adjective
— as·sum·ably
http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?assume04.wav=assumably') \-blē\
adverb
synonyms assume ,
affect ,
pretend ,
simulate ,
feign ,
counterfeit ,
sham mean to put on a false or deceptive appearance.
assume often implies a justifiable motive rather than an intent to deceive <
assumed an air of cheerfulness around the patients>.
affect implies making a false show of possessing, using, or feeling <
affected an interest in art>.
pretend implies an overt and sustained false appearance <
pretended that nothing had happened>.
simulate suggests a close imitation of the appearance of something <cosmetics that
simulate a suntan>.
feign implies more artful invention than
pretend, less specific mimicry than
simulate <
feigned sickness>.
counterfeit implies achieving the highest degree of verisimilitude of any of these words <an actor
counterfeiting drunkenness>.
sham implies an obvious falseness that fools only the gullible <
shammed a most unconvincing limp>.
Or, as my high school Sunday School taught us:
When you assume, you make an
ass of
u and
me. Ass/u/me.
In the movie,
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, the bad guy says, "Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups."
And yet you still assume. This says more about you than it does about me.
As for my personal life, it is none of your business to decide if I should marry, just to understand your drivel. Therefore I shall ask you not to make that mistake again.