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Star Wars XXX

I don't know what happened, but there must have been some legal precedent set because over the last few years there have been a swarm of high-budgeted porn parodies of TV shows and movies. Some have been so well done that the storyline portions of the films (without the sex scenes) have been circulated separately. There have always been porn parodies of movies but they'd never been able to use original titles or character names before; now it seems the sky's the limit. Heck, there's even a Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman one out there. Though I saw a poster for Cosby Show XXX and it gave me nightmares... :eek:

There have been a number of Star Trek films and Star Trek: Next Generation films, but this is the first Star Wars one that I know of. It'll be interesting to see what Lucas' reaction is.

Alex
 
Yikes, I'll have to work up the nerve to watch that. There's something about Star Wars that makes slash/porn seem...ughhhh.... :rommie:
 
Yikes, I'll have to work up the nerve to watch that. There's something about Star Wars that makes slash/porn seem...ughhhh.... :rommie:

That's because Star Wars has a very big kids audience which is the only reason Han and Leia never went beyond the chaste kisses in the films.

Star Wars porn is like seeing your favorite Disney characters get it on.:rommie:
 
I think the problem of a Star Wars XXX parody is the overall lack of female characters for most of the movie.
 
Yikes, I'll have to work up the nerve to watch that. There's something about Star Wars that makes slash/porn seem...ughhhh.... :rommie:

Nothing a Twilek or two can't fix, I'm sure.

I might actually watch this.

I was able to somehow make it 15 minutes in the TNG one before turning it off.

I suspect most people never get past around that time, anyway.

I saw a poster for Cosby Show XXX and it gave me nightmares... :eek:
Was there Jello?

At least in porn, we'll be spared the colourful sweaters.

I think the problem of a Star Wars XXX parody is the overall lack of female characters for most of the movie.

I'm sure there's a market for that too. :lol:
 
Is that Tom Byron playing Ben Kenobi? Wow, that guy has gotten old.

And the trailer says "September 2011." Has this thing already been out for four months?
 
Beautiful - finally a revisionist version of the OT that adds something people actually want to see.

Byron is a surprisingly effective Ben, there.
 
there seems to be alot of non porn in that trailer, which I guess is right its only a trailer, but it makes the film look more like "Carry On Star Wars" than anything which deserves the XXX title.
 
Uh, yeah, that's how they do SFW trailers for porn parodies - they want sites like Youtube to host them. This has been going on for years now.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess he didn't acquire the female Stormtrooper uniform featured at 0:42 by just knocking her out.... :D
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess he didn't acquire the female Stormtrooper uniform featured at 0:42 by just knocking her out.... :D

Knocking her up, maybe, but definitely not knocking her out.

Besides Leia and Aunt Beru, are there any other female characters in ANH? And the real question I want answered is: Is Chewie gonna get some?
 
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