star wars/star trek crossover cominig in 2016

[Bry_Sinclair]

I already asked him that Bry.

teacake: jj wahts the deal with the lensfare so many of them?
jjabrams: tecake that is my glory all over star trke it is my bukkake moment it is about my love
teacake: thanks jj I knew u woudl come threw for me


actual chat log

Thanks teacake, unfortunately anytime I see a JJ lenseflare I'm going to feel used and dirty, and not in the good way

 

[Melakon]

I guess that also partly explains that moment in Chris Nolan's Inception, when things are exploding in an orgasmic display of colors around that outdoor cafe.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Guys, this leaked last year. Skype users are always the last to know anything...

 

[Dukhat]

Oh dear, is it that time of the year again when TrekBBS newbies start posting pointless thread topics? Next we'll see a bunch of thread revivals from 2001.

 

[Relayer1]

jj abarams just told me via skype, i have jj abarams skype name btw, if you need me to ask him anything about star wars or star trek post it in this thread and i will ask him via skype messagener,

Supershadow, is that you ?

 

[USS Triumphant]

Moderators: PLEASE don't kill this thread. Move it to Misc or TNZ or something, but this is the funniest shit I've read for quite a while.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Oh dear, is it that time of the year again when TrekBBS newbies start posting pointless thread topics? Next we'll see a bunch of thread revivals from 2001.

Next thing will be lots of excited posts about Michael Dorn working of a Captain Worf series

 

[USS Triumphant]

jj abarams just told me via skype, i have jj abarams skype name btw, if you need me to ask him anything about star wars or star trek post it in this thread and i will ask him via skype messagener,

Supershadow, is that you ?

Actually, it's kirk55555. He's completely snapped.

 

[2takesfrakes]

I never understood this discrepency between STAR WARS fantasy and STAR TREK's supposed adherence to scientific truth. STAR TREK relies quite heavily upon fantasy, and always has. Only it has tried to curb it to not make it so apparent and this has never been to advantage. Take VOYAGER's Kes, for example. Obviously designed after Fairies, Elves and other mythical creatures, and yet ... NO butterfly wings! She really needed the wings, BUT............that's taking it "too far" into the Fantasy Realm, apparently. So, they invested the character with a lifespan roughly that of a Virginia Oppossum. What's more, they gave her these unexplained, almost Q-like powers originating out of nowhere -- just to keep her in the realm of scientific probability. STAR TREK and STAR WARS probably should try a cross-over, maybe start that in the "official" comics, if they haven't already. Having R2-D2 flushed out into space has to be the beginning of something for STAR TREK ...

 

[Melakon]

The problem with a crossover is no matter how it ends, some fans are going to be angry their side didn't kick the other's ass. The best you'd get is a stalemate.

 

[Echtzeit]

Haha, this made my day.

 

[Doctorwhovian]

Could happen in comic form-there's already been comic only crossovers with X-men, Legion of Superheroes and Doctor Who. Marvel is getting the license for Star Wars due to the Disney ownership though.

 

[AustNerevar]

TrekBBS has fell prey to a few of these kind of threads lately. What's up with that?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"Fallen prey"? I think we had our fun

 

[AustNerevar]

"Fallen prey"? I think we had our fun

I just mean there have been a lot of threads like this made, when their intent is obvious.

 

[USS Triumphant]

The problem with a crossover is no matter how it ends, some fans are going to be angry their side didn't kick the other's ass. The best you'd get is a stalemate.

I've always thought that Star Wars tech is pretty inferior, so Treknology would stomp all over their stuff. Unless, one or more fairly powerful Force users were in play. They would own the day, I think. Unless unless, a transporter operator got the drop on them and scrambled them all over the place. I'm thinking a Force user *might* be able to hold themselves together if they knew what was happening, but given that there are no transporters in Star Wars, they might get taken out before they knew what hit them.

"Fallen prey"? I think we had our fun

I just mean there have been a lot of threads like this made, when their intent is obvious.

I think some of the posters at some Star Wars forum get drunk or troll-y or both and decide to come take the piss out of us. Like teacake said, it's usually good for a few laughs.

 

[bbjeg]

Moderators: PLEASE don't kill this thread. Move it to Misc or TNZ or something, but this is the funniest shit I've read for quite a while.

I agree, this is a great thread.

Patrick Stewart: "Yeah, JJ came to me trying to get me in his crossover. "
bbjeg: "Pat, I told you to stop Skyping me."
Patrick Stewart: "... but I wuvs you so much."
bbjeg: "You're making it weird, man."



Real log.

 

[AgentCoop]

Agentcoop: Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars Obi-Wan tells Luke when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
BigGeorge: Well, my kids thought...
Agentcoop: And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trains him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains him?
BigGeorge: Um, well, the power of myth...
Agentcoop: Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend but told people you had it written for years?

Totally real chat log. For realsies.

 

[publiusr]

Just when I got my hopes up.

 

[bbjeg]

It's a fine thread but I am surprised it's still in the Future of Trek forum. Unless proof arises in a form better than copying and pasting (unlikely), this thread is more Miscellaneous territory.