Things I learned about Slaves in Star Wars.
1. Slaves live in a two story house, complete with individual rooms, kitchen, a table to seat six, a patio and gadgets that make life easier.
2. Slaves can build their own pod racers, robots, and all sorts of funky devices that in NO WAY could possibly be used to somehow disable their in-body exploding devices.
3. Not only can they build robots, but they can be used to help slaves with their slave labor work! The slaves are building slaves!
4. And not only can they build pod racers, they can actually race in them in actual tournaments!
5. Slaves can walk anywhere in the streets and pretty much do whatever they want like buying groceries and playing out doors with other kids
6. Slaves get PAID!
Surely this was indeed a retched, deeply tragic beginning for Anakin Skywalker....
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Frell it. How is this Slavery?!?!