Star Trek yo mama jokes?

[RomuStar]

Hey, I'm looking to compile a list of star trek-themed yo mama jokes. Do you know where I could find some? Or could you help me create some new ones?

ie.

"Yo mama's so fat that..."
"yo mama's so stupid that..."

 

[Rush Limborg]

"Yo mama's a Ferengi!"

(Best when said to a Klingon)

 

[KimMH]

^ I cannot help but think that would insult anyone!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Oh, it would!

But I'd think it would be particularly offensive to a Klingon, the idea that he/she would have in his/her veins the blood of...of...(shudder)

Okay:

"Yo mamma is so fat--that if she were to be compared to a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference."

 

[Valin]

"Yo mama is so stupid that she doesn't know the difference between 'canon' and cannon'."

 

[Captain MAJ]

Also an insult for a Klingon:

"You're mother has a smooth forehead."

 

[KimMH]

yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement!

 

[SilentP]

yo mama so ugly she should be hauled away as garbage.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^...Okay...and just...how is that Trek-related...?

 

[TheKeeper]

yo mama so ugly she should be hauled away as garbage.

^...Okay...and just...how is that Trek-related...?

Sigh. I weep for this generation.

It's from TOS' "The Trouble With Tribbles"; the last insult the drunken Klingon made against the Enterprise before Scotty and the others opened some whoopass on him.

 

[Caliburn24]

Yo' Mama is so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes.

Yo' Mama is so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!

Yo' Mama is so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.

 

[Finn]

Yo' Mama is so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid she thinks the D in NCC-1701-D has do with the size of the Enterprise's saucer section.

Yo' Mama is so fat Voyager landed on her.

 

[Klaitu]

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Voyager was good.

Oh SNAP! I went there!

 

[alicelouise]

To a Vulcan or a Klingon: Yo mama is a Romulan!

 

[Sector 7]

Yo' mama so dumb she thinks a movie raped your childhood!

 

[Finn]

^

 

[The Wormhole]

Your mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made James T Kirk's dick go limp.

 

[Marie1]

^ You haven't heard people say stuff like that about the new movie? lol...

 

[Rush Limborg]

Yo mama is so fat--she makes Enanbrain Tain look like a thermometer.

 

[The Wormhole]

Your mama's so stupid, her idea of an intelligent statement makes Vulcans laugh.