Star Trek yo mama jokes?
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Yo mama's so ugly that Ferengi demand she wear clothes.
^Who cares? 
Yo mama is so fat--that if the Borg were to assimilate her, they would have to design a regeneration chamber that would take up the entire cube.
Yo mama is so fat--that if the Borg were to assimilate her, they would have to design a regeneration chamber that would take up the entire cube.
You_Guyz
Commander
^Who cares?
Yo mama is so fat--that if the Borg were to assimilate her, they would have to design a regeneration chamber that would take up the entire cube.
Doesn't really work D:
^Who cares?
Yo mama is so fat--that if the Borg were to assimilate her, they would have to design a regeneration chamber that would take up the entire cube.
Doesn't really work D:
Best I could do on the spur o' the moment....
And...?
Oh, sorry.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.
Was not a Trek one, so I stoped, and forgot about it.
And...?
Oh, sorry.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.
Was not a Trek one, so I stoped, and forgot about it.
coffee splurt on keyboard!
Yo mama is so dense--that every time she passes gas...
The gravitational constant of said flatulance causes nearby matter to enter a period of gravometric flux, causing an element of temporal instability which invariably results in a quantum singularity.
The gravitational constant of said flatulance causes nearby matter to enter a period of gravometric flux, causing an element of temporal instability which invariably results in a quantum singularity.
Quark's mama's teeth are so rotten, she looks like she's got a mouthfull of dice.
Yo momma's so fat, Voyager went all the way from DS9 to the Delta Quadrant and still couldn't get on her good side.
Yo momma's so ugly, her taxonomic nomenclature is an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Yo momma's so ugly, her taxonomic nomenclature is an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Yo mama is so fat that her passing gas can power the impulse drive.
Yo mama so fat that the replicator's scared of her.
Yo mama's so fat, when sits around the Enterprise, she sits around the Enterprise!
Yo momma's so fat, she was catalogued as a gaseous anomoly.
