Star Trek yo mama jokes?
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Yo mama so fat, she need warp drive just to turn around.
Yo mama so FAT, she got stuck in the Bjoran wormhole.
Yo mama SO FAT, it take the Borg fi'ty years to assimilate her.
YO MAMA SO FAT, she got attacked by Starfleet cause she kept tryin ta eat the Milky Way!
THANK YOU ANDORIA I'M OUT HERE! PAY'CE!
Yo mama so FAT, she got stuck in the Bjoran wormhole.
Yo mama SO FAT, it take the Borg fi'ty years to assimilate her.
YO MAMA SO FAT, she got attacked by Starfleet cause she kept tryin ta eat the Milky Way!
THANK YOU ANDORIA I'M OUT HERE! PAY'CE!
Yo mama's so stupid she got outsmarted by a Pakled halfwit.
Hey--so it took me a while to regester a quote which had no real Trek-only references in it!
Yo mamma is so dense...her idea of a good time is to sit on the couch, watching "Trouble With Tribbles" so many times, every single line gets stuck in her head--and yours.
Yo mama's so fat, that half of her is permanently lost in the Delta Quadrant! 
Easy dude, I just thought it was one of those famous lines, like 'It's a FAAAAAKE!' or 'It won't be delivered till next Tuesday'.
You_Guyz
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Yo mama's so fat, that half of her is permanently lost in the Delta Quadrant!
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I was skeptical about the idea at first but I guess my transformation into nerd is complete, these jokes are hilarious!
Easy dude, I just thought it was one of those famous lines, like 'It's a FAAAAAKE!' or 'It won't be delivered till next Tuesday'.
Okay, okay....Yo mama is so dumb--it took Vreenak one look at an MRI image of her brain to say...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs
Yo mama's so fat, that half of her is permanently lost in the Delta Quadrant!
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I was skeptical about the idea at first but I guess my transformation into nerd is complete, these jokes are hilarious!
See how easy and fun that was? It's so much nicer when they give in and join . . .
Those were good!
Here are some more from me:
Yo mama's so ugly, that compared to her a targ looks like Megane Fox!
Yo mama's so fat, that she has Deep Space station orbiting around her!
Hey, mon.
Yo mamma is so fat...that whenever the bleepers flash on her wheelchair (one for yes, twice for no), people think she's backin' up.
Yo mamma is so fat...that whenever the bleepers flash on her wheelchair (one for yes, twice for no), people think she's backin' up.
Ok, now here's a topic I just love. 
If Nelix's got his 'looks' from his mother......
The Castellan: Nelix, yo mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunk, just so she could breast feed you.
With that out of the way.....
Yo mama is so fat, when she plays hop skotch, she goes, "Vulcan, Andoria, Qo'nos...."
Yo mama is so ugly, a Nausican looked at her and went, "Daaaaamn!"
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a brick of latinum, and made strips.
Yo mama is so obnoxious, Q said, "Oh, that's just too much."
Ya mama is so stupid, she jumped into a turbo lift shaft, and the ho went up!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a coin and
Yo mama is so ugly....UGLY...mama's so ugly, a Klingon comes up to her with a targ.......snarl, roar, drool.....and that ain't the targ!
Yo mama's ass is so big 'n hairy, it looks like two Tellerites having an argument.
Yo mama is so fat, she orbital skydived, and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's drawers so funky, the Conspiracy bugs check in, but they don't check out.
Yo mama's so old, she's in Q's year book.
Yo mama's so fat, she lay on the front of Picard's Enterprise, and all it showed was
"U S
N -D"
Yo mama's so fat, looks like she's smugglin' shuttlecrafts.
~And for fun, tosses in a Dr. Who one~
Yo mama's so fat, that after Captain Jack got done making love to her, he rolled over twice, and was still on her.
More to be added shortly.
If Nelix's got his 'looks' from his mother......
The Castellan: Nelix, yo mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunk, just so she could breast feed you.
With that out of the way.....
Yo mama is so fat, when she plays hop skotch, she goes, "Vulcan, Andoria, Qo'nos...."
Yo mama is so ugly, a Nausican looked at her and went, "Daaaaamn!"
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a brick of latinum, and made strips.
Yo mama is so obnoxious, Q said, "Oh, that's just too much."
Ya mama is so stupid, she jumped into a turbo lift shaft, and the ho went up!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a coin and
Yo mama is so ugly....UGLY...mama's so ugly, a Klingon comes up to her with a targ.......snarl, roar, drool.....and that ain't the targ!
Yo mama's ass is so big 'n hairy, it looks like two Tellerites having an argument.
Yo mama is so fat, she orbital skydived, and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's drawers so funky, the Conspiracy bugs check in, but they don't check out.
Yo mama's so old, she's in Q's year book.
Yo mama's so fat, she lay on the front of Picard's Enterprise, and all it showed was
"U S
N -D"
Yo mama's so fat, looks like she's smugglin' shuttlecrafts.
~And for fun, tosses in a Dr. Who one~
Yo mama's so fat, that after Captain Jack got done making love to her, he rolled over twice, and was still on her.
More to be added shortly.
You mama is so dumb she thinks Robau is a dish detergent!
How's that?
How's that?
And...?
Ok, now here's a topic I just love.
Yo mama's ass is so big 'n hairy, it looks like two Tellerites having an argument.
Yo Mama's so fat Uranus fits in 'er anus!
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought the saucer section was in the replicator...
Yo Mama's so ugly Geordi's glad he's blind!
Yo Mama's so fat she packs a shuttlecraft for her lunch box.
Yo Mama's so dumb she walks into walls in the holodeck.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought the saucer section was in the replicator...
Yo Mama's so ugly Geordi's glad he's blind!
Yo Mama's so fat she packs a shuttlecraft for her lunch box.
Yo Mama's so dumb she walks into walls in the holodeck.
