Star Trek XII : Heresy

[Dragonfare]

Lets see....

Send the Enterprise to space dock for repairs, and let them put the nacelles under the saucer.

Let Kirk have a mental breakdown, strand Spock on a water planet, and let Uhura be captain.

Have the Romulans return Caligula, whom they kidnapped in AD 41 (faked his death) and have been keeping in suspended animation for a couple of millennia, and insist that they hand him over to Pike for safekeeping because they don't trust Kirk.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Only if it was valid.

If the money was valid.
And if it were a small part.
What do you think, Barbara?

Oh no, no, no. Unless it was artistically valid, of course.

...And several butcher's aprons.

-- Give McCoy a back-bay Boston accent.

That's the problem with Trek. Not enough accents!

That's a good idea for Series VI, actually. Have the captain be from Philly, the first officer from Noo Yawk, the helmsman from Boston, the computer voice from St. Louis ("Attenshin all crewmembers! Fahr the next half ahr, ahr mess hahll will be serving fresh haht papcahrn..."), the chief engineer talking like Boomhauer from King of the Hill, and of course the communications officer must be from Nebraska because we have no accent.

 

[startrekrcks]

I agree why did there have to be a Star Wars like sidekick

 

[Search4]

Our weapon is surprise. Surprise and blue warp nacelles. Blue warp nacelles and surprise. Our TWO weapons are surprise, blue warp nacelles and an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Robau. Our THREE weapons are surprise, blue warp nacelles, an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Robau, and lots of SHOUTING. Ah...amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as surprise, blue warp nacelles, an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Robau, lots of SHOUTING...I'll come in again.

And when they shoot a Klingon, he responds with "I'm not dead.... I'm getting better...."

 

[Pauln6]

Keenser naked? You people need help.

 

[M'Sharak]

Nothing new there.

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Just when it looked like Kirk and the Enterprise are finished, a temporal rift will open and Janeway and the Voyager will swoop in (with bad CGI) and save poor Kirk's butt. With 7 of 9's nanoprobes. Then the last 10 minutes of the show will consist of Kirk hitting on 7 (and being denied) and Janeway giving him a lecture on why Harry Kim would make a better captain than Kirk.

Fans would be metal detector screened and handcuffed before being allowed into the theater.

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Alternate option:

Do a prequel about Captain Robau, except he's revealed to be an incompetant wimp who can only pretend to be cool for about 5-10 minutes at a time. As a framing sequence, they will show the 'entire' version of the scene where Nero kills him, which includes him being stuck through with that spear and crying like a baby for his mama, begging Nero to kill him, revealing Federation secrets to the Romulans, and pissing his pants before he slowly dies.

 

[startrekrcks]

ha ha imagine if they did do that

 

[darkshadow0001]

Let's assume you have the power to influence Abrams & co into making one change for Trek XII.
That change has to be bold, has to contradict canon and must have fans screaming "Heresy" as the internet explodes.

What would that change be ?

I'd change Spock's haircut.
Begone would be the iconic bowl cut and its place would take a more...logical and nice hairstyle

Bring in Wesley Crusher. (Runs and hides... )

 

[threeb]

Give Brannon Braga complete creative control over the film.

 

[Sabataage]

Bring in Wesley Crusher. (Runs and hides... )

YES, Actually... As much as I hated the character Wesley then, I like his actor Wil Wheaton now. The idea of Wesley (like Spock Prime) being a bridge character between the two universes really interests me. They can bring him in as a Traveller studying the Alternate Reality. He can start out in the Prime Timline interacting with his Next Generation chums and then "phases" out of that dimension and into the movie one. I have no idea what pupose he could possibly serve or what the plotline would be, but I like the idea of that the 24th Century Prime Universe and 23rd Century Alternate Relaity are existing in parallel influencing each other.

 

[darkshadow0001]

Bring in Wesley Crusher. (Runs and hides... )

YES, Actually... As much as I hated the character Wesley then, I like his actor Wil Wheaton now. The idea of Wesley (like Spock Prime) being a bridge character between the two universes really interests me. They can bring him in as a Traveller studying the Alternate Reality. He can start out in the Prime Timline interacting with his Next Generation chums and then "phases" out of that dimension and into the movie one. I have no idea what pupose he could possibly serve or what the plotline would be, but I like the idea of that the 24th Century Prime Universe and 23rd Century Alternate Relaity are existing in parallel influencing each other.

After reading this, in a sense, this could work out...

 

[Woulfe]

Yes, Wil Weaton would be nice to see onscreen in Trek again.

As for not killing off red-shirts......

DO NOT MESS WITH TRADITION !

Trek 2009 had a great Red-Shirt death in it, so it's pretty much a LONG going tradition now....

- W -
* Who would love to seem more off the wall Red-Shirt deaths along the lines of what we had in Trek 2009 *

 

[Sector 7]

Yes, Wil Weaton would be nice to see onscreen in Trek again.

As for not killing off red-shirts......

DO NOT MESS WITH TRADITION !

Trek 2009 had a great Red-Shirt death in it, so it's pretty much a LONG going tradition now....

- W -
* Who would love to seem more off the wall Red-Shirt deaths along the lines of what we had in Trek 2009 *

[Old Fart voice]Why I remember back in the day... Redshirts were dyin' before they even wore red shirts...[/Old Fart voice] (WNMHGB era)

 

[T'Girl]

Reinvent the Klingons to be less Viking/Mongol/Hells Angel/ thrash metalhead in space, more terrifying. Think the Uruk Hai in LOTR. I want the Klingons to be huge, like eight feet tall. And I like those longcoats and helmets the Abrams-Klingons were wearing in the deleted scene. More, please.

Sounds good, kind of like taking people's idea of Klingon and going nuts with it.

No no. The other way, make all Klingons like Kahless in Rightful Heir, about five and a half feet tall.
No better, Four and a half feet tall. Like the dwarfs in LOTR. And they speak like they're on helium, like Mike Tyson.

At least twice during Star Trek 12, Kirk opens an overhead hatch and hundreds of tribbles fall out.

 

[startrekrcks]

that would be funny if Nu Kirk opens a overhead hatch and hundreds and hundreds of tribbles fall out it would be like lol

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Yes, Wil Weaton would be nice to see onscreen in Trek again.

Fun fact: Wheaton was the voice of most of the Romulan comm chatter on the Narada in ST XI.

 

[nx1701g]

I would blow up the Enterprise and not put Kirk and Co onboard another USS Enterprise. I'd put them on... Voyager .

 

[T'Girl]

The nuVoyager would be two thousand feet long, it would carry a vast number of both shuttles and torpedoes.