Star Trek XI+ Haiku

[martok2112]

Trying haiku for the Abrams' era films.

STAR TREK:
A Romulan's rage
A rebel's rise to command
An old show reborn.

STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS:
A Klingon war comes
So says Admiral Marcus
A new wrath for Khan.

STAR TREK 3:
A film yet produced.
High hopes for the writing staff.
May bring Star Trek 4?


Anyone else?

 

[Cyke101]

Star Trek
For he is mighty,
We pledge our loyalty.
Hail Captain Robau!

Star Trek Into Darkness
Captain Pike is dead.
Sherlock Holmes and Robocop
Must pay for their sins.

 

[Robert D. Robot]

Uhura and Spock
Her 'tantrum' in front of Kirk
Made me scratch my head.

(I have accepted the new dynamics in this Universe and have moved on, though! Really )

 

[martok2112]

Cool stuff. Any other takers?

 

[mahler]

The time has come
For Nero to change the past
A hero is reborn

 

[The Wormhole]

Kelvin's registry
Oh why zero five one four
Makes no sense at all

 

[Woulfe]

I wish I knew how to Haiku
I don't know what to do
I could just rhyme in verse
There are things that could be worse
I'm so bad at this I could curse
This Haiku is a total wreck
It's hard to link it to Star Trek

 

[HIjol]

"Spock"

Two Spocks Together
Both Carrying Emotion
Each Seeking Logic

"MouthBreather"

Kirk Under The Sheets
Then He Is Under The Bed
Looking And Lurking

"JJ"

JJ Loves Lens Flares
He Admitted It Himself
But He Also Likes Star Trek

 

[martok2112]

I am thankful to see more takers on this.
And don't worry....I ain't judgin'. It's all in fun.

 

[HIjol]

Cardassia Prime
Homeworld of Cardassians
Impossible Necks

Gene Roddenberry
Great Bird of the Galaxy
Complicated Man

Star Ship Enterprise
A Ship of Magnificence
Want her Captain's Chair

 

[2takesfrakes]

Alice Eve

She makes Carol Marcus look hot
Which has not escaped James Kirk
Or anyone else on the Paramount lot

 

[M'Sharak]

Alice Eve

She makes Carol Marcus look hot
Which has not escaped James Kirk
Or anyone else on the Paramount lot

Illegal haiku
Not syllables five, seven, five
Five-Yar penalty

Also, don't you think
Such posts about Alice Eve
Are getting creepy?

 

[martok2112]

Alice Eve

She makes Carol Marcus look hot
Which has not escaped James Kirk
Or anyone else on the Paramount lot

Illegal haiku
Not syllables five, seven, five
Five-Yar penalty

Also, don't you think
Such posts about Alice Eve
Are getting creepy?

The ref has called it
Illegal syllable count
Penalty sustained.


PLAY BALL!

 

[The Wormhole]

Oh sweet fucking shit
Moderator used haiku
Such awesome moment

 

[martok2112]

Oh sweet fucking shit
Moderator used haiku
Such awesome moment

I too was amazed.
Your avatar says it all.
Teal'c's favorite word.

 

[HIjol]

Moderaor Ruled
There is nothing left to do
But Post more Haiku

(The rare "Danielson-Miyagi" Rhyming Haiku! You will find it the literature of the time!)

 

[martok2112]

Moderaor Ruled
There is nothing left to do
But Post more Haiku

(The rare "Danielson-Miyagi" Rhyming Haiku! You will find it the literature of the time!)

Ahh... the giants!

 

[HIjol]

Moderaor Ruled
There is nothing left to do
But Post more Haiku

(The rare "Danielson-Miyagi" Rhyming Haiku! You will find it the literature of the time!)

Ahh... the giants!

So that's the game folks. HIjol left one on, and in the bottom of the ninth, martok got one, and that's all he needed! Keep it here on Trek BBS, brought to you by, petaQ Gagh. "Remember, if it is Gagh by petaQ, it's best Live!"

 

[The Wormhole]

Gagh by petaQ rocks
There is no finer worms known
Wiggling all the way

 

[HIjol]

Gagh by petaQ rocks
There is no finer worms known
Wiggling all the way

Wormhole knows his Gagh
A Connoisseur of the Worm
I tip my Bat'leth