Star Trek XI Caption Contest #7: Explanations

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: I'm sure Captain Pike didn't mean those things he wrote about your dad in his thesis.

PIKE: The hell I didn't!!!!

 

[scottydog]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Well, so much for my theory. Anybody else got any ideas on why they call him 'Bones'?"

 

[Isis]

Deep, booming voice (OS): ♫ Ho, ho, ho. ♫

Gaila: "You'd better hide, I hear Daddy coming."

 

[scottydog]

Chekov: "Meester Scott ees correct. Thees sheep ees exciting."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Gaila: Shit. My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble. Nah. Nah. My boyfriend's back.
Kirk: Why the hell are you talking like some mental case?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "You've gotten bigger."

Gaila: "Wish I could say the same about you."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:I'm SOOO sorry, baby.

I promise...NO MORE CORN before we sleep together, okay?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:Jim, STOP staring at the Captain's penis!!!

If you wanna get outta this situation, you're only making things WORSE like that!!!

 

[scottydog]

Gaila: "When you're green, implants are easy to get."

Kirk: "How's that?"

Gaila: "We just raid the nearest watermelon patch."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

*DING DONG* *DING DONG*

Gaila: Oh good, the strap-on's arrived.
Kirk: The strap--what?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Fiddling around with the gravity plating was the best idea I ever had.

 

[cooleddie74]

GAILLA: Quick! HIDE!!! My roommate's back three hours too early!!!

KIRK:Wait, let's not rush to conclusions here...maybe she wants to join in?

I did bring TWO bottles of raspberry motion-lotion, you know...

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:PLEASE, Hammer...

Don't hurt him.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Can I borrow one of your bras?"

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Jim, I tell you somebody's monkeyed with our timeline. I was looking in our 21st Century Earth data banks the other day and they said Ted Kennedy was replaced in the U.S. Senate by a Republican. If that's not proof, I don't know what is."

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Okay, he just pwnd you on that last move. Try...Riverdance!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:Just quit while you're ahead, Jim...

Face it, you just got SERVED.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:I always had a fantasy of banging a Muppet.

Hey...can you wear ping-pong balls cut in half over your eyes? That'll seal the deal for me!!

 

[T'Girl]

McCoy: "It okay Jim, we've leveled off the ship.

Kirk: "The lens flare, there is still some lens flare, arggggggg "