Star Trek XI Caption Contest #7: Explanations

[Franklin]

Kirk: Look, don't get up. I'm sorry, OK? I didn't mean anything by it. It was a complement to say other women would be "green with envy" at how well you kiss. Really. You had to have heard the saying before on Earth. Right? C'mon. Let's not spoil the moment over a simple misunderstanding.

 

[Franklin]

As much as they tried to concentrate on what he was pantomiming, McCoy once again stumped the bridge crew on their weekly charades night.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I admit it: I don't get Lady GaGa at all. I don't like her or her music.
McCoy: My god, man, are you out of your mind?!
Spock: Clearly, this man is deranged, captain, and must be removed immediately.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: You got him on the ropes, Jim. No way you can lose this fight!

KIRK: That'll be a first in this picture.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paramount Pictures presents Wicked. Rated R.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Me: I can't believe no one has photoshopped my face onto Gailas yet. I'm so disappointed!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Captain, don't take the ship into that system! The ship isn't ready!

Pike: We have weapons, shields, Warp Drive all online. What more could we possibly need?

Kirk: The lens flare generators weren't installed yet!

Pike: Hard about, get us back to Earth!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:Hey...you know what they say!

"Once you go green, that's when the sex gets MEAN!"

GAILLA:Okay, now...that's just a load of crap and you know it. WHO said that?

KIRK(Embarrassed and sheepishly after an awkward pause):


Okay.

Me.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: NO, Jim!!!

Don't say it!!!

KIRK:Captain Pike, I wanna sit on your lap and have you feed me grapes!!

McCOY: Sir...I disavow any knowledge of this farmboy hick.

 

[Aragorn]

KIRK: "You had sex with Al Gore?!?!?!?!"

GAILLA: "What do you think 'going green' actually means?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: My penis isn't gonna turn green too...is it?

PLEASE tell me those old urban myths about Orion chicks are just a crock.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Jim, SHUT THE HELL UP and get back down to sickbay!!

Captain Pike, I apologize for this cadet's behavior...but he got into some illicit mushrooms down in his dorm room at the Academy and he's been running around like this for hours!!!

 

[LeadHead]

KIRK: My penis isn't gonna turn green too...is it?

PLEASE tell me those old urban myths about Orion chicks is just a crock.

Gaila: No, we actually do turn into Crocodiles- oh that's not what you meant.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: My penis isn't gonna turn green too...is it?

PLEASE tell me those old urban myths about Orion chicks is just a crock.

Gaila: No, we actually do turn into Crocodiles- oh that's not what you meant.

KIRK: That explains why your cooch snapped down on me and didn't let go for five straight minutes.

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: NO, Jim!!!

Don't look directly into the captain's crotch!!!

Dammit!!!

TOO LATE!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CAPT. RICARDO:You got some 'splainin to do!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Tell me, Gaila, what's the worst thing about being a green chick?"
Gaila: "Horny Gorns with a hankering for some kink."

 

[Kirby]

McCoy: Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a dry cleaner...

Kirk: But Pike's pants, and Spock's pants... they're so 'wrinkly'

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Yeah, about that... I know I promised, but with the green and all, I was hoping you'd be kinda... mint flavored."