Star Trek XI Caption Contest #7: Explanations

[Isis]

Kirk (to himself): "Maybe it's not easy being green, but it certainly isn't hard doing green."

 

[bullethead]

Kirk: You know, the red hair and green body don't seem to match.
Gaila: You're just noticing this now?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Me: I don't know about Gaila, but i'm positively GREEN with envy that it's not ME in the picture!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Pike: Would somebody PLEASE straighten this ship out? I'm getting nauseous here!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Wh- ... is it my breath?"

Prof. Leonard McCoy: Well, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are
not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of an Apple Store in your community.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Calm down Jim. So they lost your reservation, I'm sure a table will be free in no time.

 

[Alrik]

Gaila: "Oops. My roommate's back. No more motorboating for you mister."

Bones: "Let it go Jim. So he gets his w's and v's mixed up. He's just a kid."

 

[Gertch]

Gaila: "Oh I think Shatmandu is coming back."
Kirk: "Naaaaw, I put extra cats in the bag this time."

Bones: "Slowly Jim. Walk to the center slowly. Once the inertial dampeners are back on line you can get off your diet."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Gaila: "Nyota has this cute nickname for me. She calls me 'Ireland.'"
Kirk: "Some kind of reference to lush green hills, no doubt."

 

[Aragorn]

KIRK: "Why are we stopping? Just because you have green skin doesn't mean I've got to have blue balls!"

EXTRA: (thinking to himself) "Kirk, McCoy, Uhura, Spock, Chekov, Pike... and me. Good thing I'm not wearing a red shirt right now."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "This is how you dribble."

Uhura, under her breath: "Not how he was dribbling earlier today."

McCoy: "This is how you walk the dog."

Kirk: "All I know is 'choke the monkey'."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "You shall call him... mini-you."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jim: I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer and bowel cancer. I was just on a roll.
McCoy: And?
Jim: And I won't do it again.

(With apologies to the Kids in the Hall.)

 

[Gil T.Azell]

In the back ground

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Looking like a fool
Walking downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up
Hey, get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool
Walkin', talkin', with your pants on the ground
Get it up

Hey, get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Looking like a fool
Walkin', talkin', with your pants on the ground
Boom, Uno, Dos, Tres
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat

Kirk: "Is that Jimmy Fallon doing Neil Young?"

 

[Rat Boy]

In the back ground

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Looking like a fool
Walking downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up
Hey, get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool
Walkin', talkin', with your pants on the ground
Get it up

Hey, get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Looking like a fool
Walkin', talkin', with your pants on the ground
Boom, Uno, Dos, Tres
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat

Kirk: "Is that Jimmy Fallon doing Neil Young?"

Gaila: "Actually, that's Brett Favre.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:Now WAIT a minute, Jim...

The Captain didn't mean anything personal...he was just saying your mother once earned extra credits on the side servicing space sailors on starbases!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:You like to have sex listening to Yoko Ono songs?!

GAILLA:The shrill whining makes my clitoris hard.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GALIA: Did I drip some pistachio ice cream on my cheek?

KIRK: Not seeing it.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

McCoy: "Now, Jim, we've got a Code 15, and we need someone with the guts and the balls to fix it."

Chekov: "There! There it is! Uhura, don't move!"

Uhura: "I'm being as still as I can!"

Kirk: Code 15? What's that? And why is Pike standing on a box?"

Pike: "No way I'm coming down when we have a Code 15. Daddy-long-legs. Catch the damn thing, Kirk, and we can get back to work".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Ghost of Pike: "Kirrrrrrrrk! Youuuuu killlled meeeee!"
Kirk: "No!, no, that airlock incident was an accident! An accident!"
McCoy: Jim, you alright?