Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK-OGRAM:By the time you see this recording, Jim, I will be long dead. Or stuck in a polar wasteland in the distant past snogging a hot woman in a bearskin bikini. Either way, listen and take heed...

 

[Isis]

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Even Nero couldn't believe it wasn't butter.

Then Shatner knew he had a winner with Promise margarine.

 

[Alrik]

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Nero: "So you're saying two Spocks equal four dongs? Screw that, I'm outta here."

 

[Alrik]

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"...and you, you light up my life,
you give me hope,
to carry on..."

 

[Alrik]

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Robau: "I don't care if his dick is split. Just means the bitch got calluses on both hands. Hear this and take it to heart. I'M THE MAN! Robau has spoken."

Nero/Ayel: "Word."

 

[Alrik]

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Robau: "Nope. Never seen him. But does he have a cousin named Carl? Cause Carl, I DO know. Best shit in the sector."

Nero: "Really? Can ya hook me up?"

 

[Gertch]

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"We will give you future technology and information in exchange for a working copy of anti-virus."

 

[Sector 7]

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"...and you, you light up my life,
you give me hope,
to carry on..."

[O/C] Simon: That was horrendous.
[O/C] Randy: Yeah, dawg, that last part was really pitchy.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Nero: "Do you know where Ambassador Spock is?"

Robau: "No, but do you know where my foot is?"

Nero: "Nope."

Robau: "Up your ass if you don't leave my ship alone, Dildo Dogf**k."

Nero: "GUYS! YOUR CAPTIONS ARE TOO QUIET!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SHOUTING SPOCK THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

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"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso!"

 

[Isis]

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Nero: "Oh no, I've materialized inside a giant booger."

 

[scottydog]

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[Gepard]

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Ayel: "I told you not to pick at it!"

 

[Captain Crow]

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Ayel: Hey Assface, I've picked up a federation starship.

Assface Nero: [fart sounds]

Ayel: But, Sir.

Assface Nero: [louder fart sounds]

 

[Shatmandu]

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Sometimes you get the bagel, sometimes the bagel gets you.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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^ (all 4 of the above) : Ew. Ew. and EW!

 

[trampledamage]

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I agree with Randi! Eww... and I'm about to have my lunch!

 

[cooleddie74]

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BUBBLICIOUS Bubble Gum

The tart taste that keeps on going...even after you travel back in time!(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

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When Mighty Robau demands the head of Ambassador Spock...

He GETS the head of Ambassador Spock.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Nero: "But the red matter was delicious!"