Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau
- Thread starter Shatmandu
- Start date
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Nero: "HEY!"
Nero: "Now cud dat oud!"
Nero: "WE REACH."
NERO: The next guy who photoshops my face is getting Robaued!!!!
Nero: "HEY!"
Nero: "Now cud dat oud!"
Nero: "WE REACH."
Last edited:
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Robau: "This is the part were the camera zooms out and we see we're in the World Trade Center in a parallel universe or some shit, right? Can I get a fuckin' coffee over here?"
Spock Hologram: "GO, NERO! GO NERO! GO! GO NERO! GO NERO! GO!"
[one of the guards starts beatboxing]
Romulan Guard: "One bad sucker, don't get 'im mad or black hole to your homeworld, motherfucker!"
Robau: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
Nero, moments afer viewng the 200 million dollar budgeted director's edition of Star Trek V.
Robau: "This is the part were the camera zooms out and we see we're in the World Trade Center in a parallel universe or some shit, right? Can I get a fuckin' coffee over here?"
Spock Hologram: "GO, NERO! GO NERO! GO! GO NERO! GO NERO! GO!"
[one of the guards starts beatboxing]
Romulan Guard: "One bad sucker, don't get 'im mad or black hole to your homeworld, motherfucker!"
Robau: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
Nero, moments afer viewng the 200 million dollar budgeted director's edition of Star Trek V.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Nero: "Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!"
Nero: "Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!"
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
ROBAU: If Emperor Palpatine appears in a few moments and starts talking about a great disturbance in the Force...I'm OUTTA here.
AYEL: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
ROBAU: Maybe. Maybe NOT.
Depends.
Got any whores and booze on this ship?
AYEL!!!
AYEL!!!
You've gotta see this 'Two Girls, One Cup' thing the Earthmen made!!!
ROBAU: If Emperor Palpatine appears in a few moments and starts talking about a great disturbance in the Force...I'm OUTTA here.
AYEL: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
ROBAU: Maybe. Maybe NOT.
Depends.
Got any whores and booze on this ship?
AYEL!!!
AYEL!!!
You've gotta see this 'Two Girls, One Cup' thing the Earthmen made!!!
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Even Nero couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
Even Nero couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Past the point of no return
No backward glances
Our games of make-believe are at an end.
Past all thought of "if" or "when"
No use resisting
Abandon thought and let the dream descend
What raging FIRE shall flood the soul
What rich desire unlocks it's door
What sweet seduction lies before us?
Past the point of no return
No backward glances
Our games of make-believe are at an end.
Past all thought of "if" or "when"
No use resisting
Abandon thought and let the dream descend
What raging FIRE shall flood the soul
What rich desire unlocks it's door
What sweet seduction lies before us?
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Even angry, vengeful Romulans from the future couldn't fail to be impressed with Wal*Mart's low, low prices and selection.
Even angry, vengeful Romulans from the future couldn't fail to be impressed with Wal*Mart's low, low prices and selection.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Nero learned the hard way:
NEVER shout "FIRE EVERYTHING" in a crowded mining vessel.
Nero learned the hard way:
NEVER shout "FIRE EVERYTHING" in a crowded mining vessel.