Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Thanks for the win Shatmandu.
Ayel, singing: If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?
Nero: POOT'N ON DEEEEE RRRRIIIIITTZZZZZZZ!!!
Nero: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!
Ayel: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Robau: I think he was on that old TV show "Mission: Impossible" from 1969 to 1971.
Ayel: And what did you get from the Monster?
Nero: AHHHH!
[lights go out]
Ayel, singing falsetto: Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
Thanks for the win Shatmandu.
Ayel, singing: If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?
Nero: POOT'N ON DEEEEE RRRRIIIIITTZZZZZZZ!!!
Nero: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!
Ayel: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Robau: I think he was on that old TV show "Mission: Impossible" from 1969 to 1971.
Ayel: And what did you get from the Monster?
Nero: AHHHH!
[lights go out]
Ayel, singing falsetto: Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Nero: Ayel! When is that veruul going to have the lights fixed? I swear, sitting here in the dark has me
feeling like I want to #@&%ing break something!
Romulan navigator (over comm): Now approaching Vulcan; we'll be arriving within three minutes.
Nero: Ayel! When is that veruul going to have the lights fixed? I swear, sitting here in the dark has me
feeling like I want to #@&%ing break something!
Romulan navigator (over comm): Now approaching Vulcan; we'll be arriving within three minutes.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
Nero: That's it?! I spent a half hour waiting for the Mass Effect 2 trailer and that's all you have to show?! What the fuck!
Nero: That's it?! I spent a half hour waiting for the Mass Effect 2 trailer and that's all you have to show?! What the fuck!
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
ROBAU: (concentrating) Him? Oh yeah, he does look familiar. Flew straight towards the Kelvin. We tried talking to him, but he was just talking gibberish. Had to shoot him in the end.
ROBAU: (offscreen) Sorry, did he owe you money?
ROBAU: (concentrating) Him? Oh yeah, he does look familiar. Flew straight towards the Kelvin. We tried talking to him, but he was just talking gibberish. Had to shoot him in the end.
ROBAU: (offscreen) Sorry, did he owe you money?
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
That is just so wrong!
That is just so wrong!
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba
"I am unfamiliar with... Pee Wee Herman, and I know nothing about any bicycle."
Robau: I am unfamiliar with Ambassador Spock. But this face... this face reminds me
of a book I once saw. A book, filled with images of large, nak-
"I am unfamiliar with... Pee Wee Herman, and I know nothing about any bicycle."
Robau: I am unfamiliar with Ambassador Spock. But this face... this face reminds me
of a book I once saw. A book, filled with images of large, nak-
[Nero roars and hurls the Debrune Teral'n.]
Ayel (to Robau): Your mistake, Federation--the Captain hates that one.