Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?

[Nerys Myk]

But First

It's Not the Cat Award

Scotty: "Jonesy? Heeere, Jonesy! ... Hmm, kitty crap..."

Maybe its Khan Award

To mysterious shadow on support: "Nomad is that you? Or V'ger? Are we in the sequel yet?

Paradox Award

nuScotty: anything else I'm gonna do?

Prime Spock: Ensure the invention of transparent aluminum

NuScotty: wasn't it invented in the 1980s?

Mmmmmm. Donuts Award

Scotty: Anything else I should know, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Don't take the hooker home on Argelius II, Nomad means buisness, ships name Jenolan suck, slow down on the donuts, and teach Peter that if the trainees are running that he should follow.

Scotty: ... even the ones with the little sprinkles?

Why is all the Beer Gone Award

Exclusive Footage from the Set of Trek XII!

J.J.: Okay, lets start setting up the brewery as Engineering again. Lets add a few more futuristic consoles and... Simon what the hell are you doing here?

Simon Pegg: You locked me in here when we finished filming the first movie here!

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now, this months pics:

 

[Skywalker]

Spock: "Does this look infected to you?"

 

[Franklin]

Kirk: My uncle used to say, "Pull my finger." This is just the same thing, but with your thumb. I didn't fall for it then, and I won't fall for it, now.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

 

[UFO]

Spock: Don't worry. This will hurt me more than it hurts you ... .

"Scotty": I'm afraid you've got me confused with some other Montgomery Scott, but ... oh, what the hell.

Kirk: You know, a good moisturiser can do wonders nowadays.

Kirk: Spock, this place looks just like Engineering on the Enterprise.

Scotty: Nay laddie, I think you'll find there aren't as many pipes and tanks.

Kirk: Oh.

 

[Skywalker]

Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Spock: "No, he is too wiry. Perhaps in another thirty years..."

 

[Franklin]

Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
Pine (to himself): Whew!

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Spock: ...And this is what the Salt Vampire will do to stun you and try to kill you...

Spock: We have determined that You stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "Talk to the hand, bitch."

Kirk: "O.k." (he turns to face the hand) "Mr. Hand, I need to know how to get under future you's skin."

Spock: "I'm Moe" (he motions to his right) "This is Curly" (he motions to Kirk) "And this is Larry."

Kirk: "Wait, I'm Larry?"

 

[UFO]

Spock: Now watch my hand. You're getting sleepy, verrrry sleepy ...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "Just pretend I'm holding up my Vulcan Diplomatic I.D. card. The effects guys will put it in later."
Pine: "What...but...?"
Nimoy: "I know, I know. This CGI stuff is getting way out of hand."

 

[Vassa]

Spock:Yo Jimmy, check it out! Quack! Quack!

Spock:Mr. Scott, I've never encountered a species like your assistant before. What is his planet of origin?
Scotty: Oh he's just something I threw together in the transporter buffer.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Spock: I am not the Vulcan you are looking for.

 

[UFO]

Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "You're right. You do have one hell of a long life line. Does that run in the family?"

Spock: "My father was very long lived."

Kirk: "And your mom?"

Spock: "That is a little more complicated."

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "That face you make....look I so old to young eyes?

Scotty: "No. Of course not."

Kirk: "Wait...WHAT?!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"

 

[UFO]

Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy. Now he was a cold, emotionless, arrogant, inflexible son of a …

Kirk: Yeah, that’s the captain all right! Er, no offence.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy.

Scotty: I was dating this girl named Uhura and the bloody bastard swooped in and swept her away.

Kirk: Spock and Uhura? Okay, I can see that...

Scotty: Then he slept with my Orion rebound girl, Gaila. Right after she told me She thought she loved me...

Kirk: Wait, What?!