Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?

[UFO]

Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy.

Scotty: I was dating this girl named Uhura and the bloody bastard swooped in and swept her away.

Kirk: Spock and Uhura?

Scotty: Yeah, no one saw it coming, especially not me. I mean, WTF right?

Spock: It is out of character. He must have been ... emotionally compromised.

Kirk: Is that likely to happen a lot?

 

[T'Baio]

Chris Pine - "The Dracula remake is a great idea, everyone says..."

Spock nonchalantly leans towards Kirk and whispers - "I just pooped a dude again, didn't I?"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "That is totally freaky!"

Spock: "I know, right?"

Kirk: "And you've had it your whole life?"

Spock: "Pretty much."

Kirk: "Weird how it follows my every move..."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "So, we still gonna grab lunch, or are you two gonna shoot the breeze all day?"

 

[Franklin]

Nimoy: Simon, Deep Roy told me he saw you next to it about an hour ago. I know you're a big "Star Trek" fan and a bit of a comic. Did you hide my bike?
Pegg: No, Leonard. I did see it, and stopped to look, but I didn't take it. I went to get a bottle of water.
Nimoy: First, that's Mr. Nimoy to you. Second, no one has seen it since you. Seriously, I'm about to get very angry. Do you have my bike?
Pegg (growing angry): Now look, Mr. Nimoy -- .
Pine: Wait, Leonard. Leave Simon alone. I took it. Shatner called me and put me up to it. It's over behind the bridge set.
Nimoy: That fat bastard! Well, you didn't have to do it. And, it's Mr. Nimoy to you, too, son.
Deep Roy (to himself): Bunch of nerds.

 

[Franklin]

Pine: Seriously? You slept with every woman you photographed for the "Full Body Project"?
Nimoy: Yes.
Pegg: What? You're putting us on, Leonard!
Nimoy: I slept with them all, Simon. Some twice. Sometimes with two or three at a time. And it was great. Ask Deep Roy. He was there, once.
Deep Roy (nodding his head): Twice.

An uncomfortable silence fell over set. Pegg suggested they break for lunch.

 

[Sector 7]

Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

Kirk: Oh, God! He's a priest. [Kirk flashes back to his altar boy days and SCREAMS.]

 

[Woulfe]

Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

Kirk: Oh, God! He's a priest. [Kirk flashes back to his altar boy days and SCREAMS.]

Correction..... He's a Rabbi..... Jewish & all that yanno....

 

[jespah]

Spock (thinking) Putting a mirror in my hand was a great way to get the pretty boy to pay attention. I am a genius!

 

[Sector 7]

Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

Kirk: Oh, God! He's a priest. [Kirk flashes back to his altar boy days and SCREAMS.]

Correction..... He's a Rabbi..... Jewish & all that yanno....

Vulcans are Jewish? I thought Ferengi were the Jewish stereotype for Trek...

P.S.- Thanks for the win. I'm still in shock from the news!

 

[Finn]

Star Trek 2009.... It could have been worse

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk:
Yep, that's hair alright...
So I take it you've been stranded here, alone, through at least one Pon Farr?

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Hey, man, your lifeclock has turned black."

 

[newtontomato539]

"I am not Kirk. Nooo. Mooooo. I'm the nameless red shirt. Yep!"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: We have come to rescue you.

Scotty: Eh, don't you have things backwards?

Spock: According to my records the little guy here flips out and starts killing people in 2 days, 3 hours, 21 minutes.

Scotty: Okay, lets get moving.

Scotty runs toward shuttle/transporter

Keenser: Was that true.

Spock: Of course not, Fleet Admiral.

 

[Sector 7]

Spock: We have come to rescue you.

Scotty: Eh, don't you have things backwards?

Spock: According to my records the little guy here flips out and starts killing people in 2 days, 3 hours, 21 minutes.

Scotty: Okay, lets get moving.

Scotty runs toward shuttle/transporter

Keenser: Was that true.

Spock: Of course not, Fleet Admiral.

FOR... THE... WIN!!