Star Trek XI Caption Contest #24: Best Laid Plans

[Itisnotlogical]

Kirk: Spock, how come nobody's captioned this pic for nearly a month?

Spock: Yeah. What the hell's up with that?

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trek : Welcome to the insanity

Len : Someday all this will be yours, lad.

Pine : What, the curtains ?

Len : No, not the curtains all the franchise you see before you....

Pine : Can I give it back ?

Len : No, I'm too old to keep doing this, it's all yours.....

Pine : Even the insane over the top fans....

Len : Them most of all.... You can have them....

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Why are you smiling? Your home planet was just destroyed!"

Spock: "I owed Stonn five bucks."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: "Why are you smiling? Your home planet was just destroyed!"

Spock: Yeah, the only copy of my pre nup was there. Cha Ching!

 

[Sector 7]

Kirk: "Why are you smiling? Your home planet was just destroyed!"

Spock: Fanboys were there holding a protest against this movie at the time.

 

[UFO]

Kirk: "Why are you smiling? Your home planet was just destroyed!"

Spock: My contract includes an "alternate reality" clause.

 

[UFO]

Kirk: Did you hear? There's only going to be two of these pictures a month from now on.
That means 13% less, no wait its, carry the one, 23% less ... , anyway, there won't
be as many shots of me!

Spock: (Glances at Kirk) OK. Er Scotty, I've always admired your command potential ...