Star Trek XI Caption Contest #22: Captain's Log

[Bob Karo]

Working with our team of experts, our artists came up with this representation of a Robau Death Glare. No person to actually witness the phenomenon has ever survived. The red beams represent the pure, focused disappoint the Robau feels for anyone who dares challenge him.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: This is the last time I go to Cuba to get a tooth pulled.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: If anyone needs me, I'll be underneath the Mojo Dome.

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Nerd unRage]

If I get one more Mr. Clean comment, I'm turning this ship around!

I've read the script and I don't like where this is going.

Kirk: Hellooooo ladies.

Capt. Pike: Dammit Jim, for the last time there are no women aboard this ship.

 

[FormerLurker]

Right before he decided to accept Nero's invitation, Captain Robau realized he left his uniform insignia in his quarters. Unfortunately, retrieving it caused just enough of a delay that Nero was really pissed off when he got there.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Is it SAFE?

 

[Mistral]

Robau: (thinking) "This encounter is being recorded for posterity. Of all of the days to misplace my toupee..."

 

[Mistral]

Pike: "Big deal. I have one of these in my bedroom."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I Just pushed a button labled "Delta Rays". Is that bad?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. I found Pike, he's dead.

Pike: I'm not dead!

Uhura: (over comm) He says he's not dead.

Pike: I think I'll go for a walk.

Kirk: You're not fooling anyone.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Charge the main weapons and await my order to fire!

And can someone PLEASE...for the love of all that's holy...turn down the REO Speedwagon?!

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: About damn time you got here.

KIRK: I had to finish my chores first, sir.

 

[JarodRussell]

ROBAU: Charge the main weapons and await my order to fire!

TACT. OFFICER: Weapons systems are down!
ROBAU: Alright, I'll do it myself then.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

ROBAU: Charge the main weapons and await my order to fire!

TACT. OFFICER: Weapons systems are down!
ROBAU: Alright, I'll do it myself then.

"Sir, you're melting a hole in the bridge!"

"And this would concern me, why?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: Hellooooo ladies.

Capt. Pike: Dammit Jim, for the last time there are no women aboard this ship.

Kirk: "But...I'm on a boat! And look, tickets to that thing you like!"

 

[cooleddie74]

If the Vulcan rescue mission proved nothing else, it was that Chris Pike could NOT hold his liquor.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: I'm Captain Richard Robau of the Federation starship USS Kelvin...

Who are you...

and did we win anything?

 

[Isis]

Pike: "I realize you're a mad scientist, but did you really have to make me over as New York City's Mayor Bloomberg?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBAU: I'm Captain Richard Robau of the Federation starship USS Kelvin...

NERO: Robau....oh,I'm sorry...I didn't recognize your ship...uh, we'll be going, If thats okay with you.