Star Trek XI Caption Contest #18: Interruptions

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: Need any help?

KIRK: Back off, tubby. We don't need any lard or butter.

AYEL: Is that THE Enterprise? Why does she look so different from the historical records?!

NERO: Shut up. Or J.J. will give us the gas.

CHEKOV: So...

Who climaxed first?

 

[LeadHead]

Nero: Magnify Again!

Bridge crew is seen flipping Nero Off

Nero: Zoom out! Zoom out!

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: THE HULL...MAGNIFY!!

Now...superimpose a few LOLcats over top of the image!

Don't be afraid to get creative!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were already taken.

CUPCAKE: I'M still single...if anyone's interested.

KIRK: What the hell was THAT move?!

SULU: The Counterclockwise Swirl. With a pinch at the end.

KIRK: Impressive!

 

[LeadHead]

KIRK: I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were already taken.

CUPCAKE: I'M still single...if anyone's interested.

Crickets are heard Chirping

Kirk: Boy am I glad I'm never gonna see any of you people ever again.

 

[SeerSGB]

Kirk: So what's your name
Uhura: Get lost loser.
Cupcake: Well mine's Carol...Carol Marcus.
Kirk: Damn it Abrams!

Nero: What shitty effects, I can totally see the wires.
Aylel: Uh, Captain it's CGI
Nero: I know.

Kirk: Your roommate says you've got a talented tongue.
Uhura: Your roommate says the same thing about you
Cupcake: Well he does do this thing where he vibrates it as he's sucking your....

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "Wait one minute, aren't these domes on the CEILING of the transporter chamber?

Sulu: "I think you're right."

**CRASH**

Kirk: "Okay ... there's the deck."

Sulu: "Thanks Chekov."

Nero: "What is it."

Aylel: Uh, Captain it's .. it's ...

Scotty: "It's green."


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[cooleddie74]

WORST barroom tag team ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

AYEL: According to the Starfleet history files we accessed, most of their women wore VERY short and revealing skirts in this era...

NERO: MAGNIFY!!!!