Star Trek XI Caption Contest #18: Interruptions
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Kirk: "Are you sure the only way to subdue an escaped sehlat is to give it lots of hugs?"
Sulu: "That's what Mr. Spock told me worked best on Vulcan mammals. We've been practicing in our off hours and it seemed to work well enough then."
Kirk: "What do you mean-'Not impressive enough' ?"
Cupcake: "Yeah, what's that s'posed to mean?"
Uhura: "Do you gentlemen know what 'bifurcated' means?"
Nero to Ayel: "Well I don't know about you, but MY childhood's just been raped!"
Kirk to Sulu: "I wish i knew how to quit you."
Kirk: "I don't know what in the hell Abrams has done to us, but I swear that's Odo in the background."
Nero: "Is that the shade humans call 'Pine Green?'"
Kirk: "Sulu, don't you EVER invite me to another sushi bar!"
Sulu: "Hey, it would have been fine if you hadn't driven like a maniac on the way back!"
Silly humans, I only date Vulcans!
Kirk: Owwwww! Pull it out!"
Sulu "You Pussy!"
Cupcake: "Uh...no...no...when we said we'd pay 500 credits to watch you 'munch on a muffin,' we meant..."
Sulu: "Let that be a lesson to you! If you see a button on a holodeck menu that says 'Hentai Tentacle Sex,' and you don't know what 'Hentai Tentacle Sex' is, DON'T PUSH THE DAMNED BUTTON!"
Nero: So let me see if I've got this right: We went back in time and fucked up the time stream.
Aylel:...
Nero: Now the Enterprise is a huge ass battleship. And the Federation appears to be decades ahead of where it should be according to the historical records.
Aylel: ...
Nero: Kirk is a pissed offed juvenile delinquent that's also a tactical genius. Spock's banging human chicks and gave the Vulcan high command the bird, and is pron to freak outs; Scotty can beam people at warp across star systems; and we some how lead to the gathering of the best crew in our history decades sooner than they should be.
Aylel ....
Nero: And worse of all, Pike is happy, healthy, and a total ass kicker that'll shoot you in the face with your own disruptor.
Aylel...
Nero: fuuuuuuuuuuu
Aylel: Fucked...why yes we are sir, as in totally.
Uhura: ~giggle~ I can't believe I'm telling you this...I'm so smashed..~giggle~ One night me and my roommate...
Kirk: The hot Orion chick?
Uhura: Yeah ~giggle~ We...oh god this is so bad...we snuck a couple of bottles of Captain April's Romulan Ale from my dad's place over break and....~blush, giggle~...she took the bottle and....
Kirk: Arrrrrrgh...I can't hear anymore...I'm going to the mens room!
Cupcake: I could stand to hear some more...no?...hey Kirk wait up...want to start a whole new slash-fic genre for the fans?
Star Trek : XI'll never smile again.... ( can the puns get any worse, why yes they can.... )
Uhura : Your name really is CUPCAKE ?
Cupcake : Yes, what of it ?
Uhura : You must of had some freaky parents....
Cupcake : The took LDS in Berkley back in the day.....
Kirk : Hey we we're gonna save that for the 4th film dangnabbit....
Nero : Is it me, or are we a little close to, the........
~ S K R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P ! ~
Enterprise
Kirk : Was it as good for you as it was for me ?
Sulu : No, it was better for me.....
Kirk : Blast it, Scotty beam us up again, this time add more BLEND into the mix....
Uhura : Your name really is CUPCAKE ?
Cupcake : Yes, what of it ?
Uhura : You must of had some freaky parents....
Cupcake : The took LDS in Berkley back in the day.....
Kirk : Hey we we're gonna save that for the 4th film dangnabbit....
Nero : Is it me, or are we a little close to, the........
~ S K R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P ! ~
Enterprise
Kirk : Was it as good for you as it was for me ?
Sulu : No, it was better for me.....
Kirk : Blast it, Scotty beam us up again, this time add more BLEND into the mix....
NERO: DAMMIT! WHO PUT THEIR FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE VIEWSCREEN?????
Kirk: Come on. You gotta tell me.
Cupcake: Yeah, don't keep secrets, okay?
Uhura: I'm sorry, boys, but I will NOT tell you if the carpets match the drapes.
Nero: Who's that human with their ass pressed against the viewscreen? Romulans will NOT be mooned!
Sulu: Don't EVER do that again.
Kirk: Yeah, you don't have to remind me. Romulans don't like to be mooned.
CUPCAKE: This Townie bothering you?
UHURA: Not anymore. I told him I'd buy 40 subscriptions to VIBE and now he's leaving.
NERO: Wait until their female crewmembers with beehive haircuts and miniskirts come into sensor range...
THEN fire!!
KIRK: We here?
SULU: Yeah...this looks like the beam-in alcove of the White Castle.
KIRK: HEY.
Ask around. I'd do anything for love.
But I won't do THAT.
Kirk: Back of Cupcake it was a joke.
Uhura: How did he know you're name?
Nero: What are those lines across the screen?
Ayel: They're on there because you were too cheap to spring for HD.
Chekov: Curses! I was hoping to beam Porthos back and get instantly promoted to Admiral!
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