Star Trek XI Caption Contest #16: What the *Beep*?!
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Kirk: Still going, isn't it?
Bones: You'd think they'd have found a way to plug the oil leak by now.
Sarek: What, just because we're Vulcans we can't get boners for no reason?
Spock: Dad, the "contemplating fingers" move isn't working... try thinking about old Ferengi women... it works for me.
Pike: Just wanted to say hello, Kirk, before I retire to Planet Obscuritii.
McCoy: "What do you think that is?"
Kirk: "Lessee, 2 nacelles, Engineering hull and a saucer-shaped Command Deck. I'm thinking a starship. Why, what do you think it is?"
McCoy: "No, you idiot, that structure next to it! What the heck is that?"
Kirk: "Gas station. See the guy on top of the Enterprise with the squeegee?"
McCoy: "I always hate getting stuck behind those Russian-American spy exchanges. I bet we're gonna be here all afternoon."
Kirk: "Hey, it's the red-head! The one who's naked pictures showed up on the Internet!"
McCoy: "Dayum!"
Pike: "TrekCore is having issues and the contest won't be updated until at least tomorrow."
Kirk: "At least?"
Pike: "Well, if this drags out for too long, people will stop bitching about you being too young to command a starship."
CADET BATESON ( third row): I'll best that punk Kirk, even if it takes 100 years.
Nice catch! It really does look like him, now that you mention it.
Kirk: "Are we there yet?"
McCoy: "We get there when we get there!"
Cadet 1: "I feel sick."
Cadet 2: "Dr McCoy! Finnigan keeps hitting me!"
Kirk: "I need the bathroom"
McCoy: *sigh*
Kirk: Why do Spacedock and the Enterprise look different?
McCoy: You know engineers. They love to change things!
Pike: Kirk, you idiot, All Starfleet Commadores have these chairs!
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