Star Trek XI Caption Contest #16: What the *Beep*?!

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[Mistral]

McCoy: "There seems to be a column of smoke floating alongside the shuttle!"

Kirk: "You worry too much, McCoy. How dangerous can a column of smoke be?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: In that thing, you'll get nowhere, man.

Pike: Beep. Beep.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Where are we?

McCoy: I don't know, my GPS only works on Earth.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Fortunately, I hear the Love Boat is wheelchair accessible."

 

[Isis]

MCCOY: "I don't see anything."

KIRK: "I'm not making this up! It was right there on the wing!"

Ditto.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "With traffic jams like this, maybe I don't mind having my atoms scattered across space so much."

 

[T'Boggan]

Kirk: "Whooo-eee! look at the jugs on that Hot Mama, where's the horn on this thing?"

McCoy: "On my left thigh right now!."

Sarek: "Actually we Vulcans are a gregarious and witty race....just not when your around"

Kirk: "But you aint got no legs lootenant Paaake..."

Pike: "You know im just at the right height to head butt you in the only part of your anatomy thats capable of acting naturaly!."

 

[Rat Boy]

Pine: "What the heck's that?"

Urban: "About a dozen fan boys weeping because Zoe's getting married."

Sarek: "Quick question: why are you moping in the transporter room?"

Spock: "It's the last place that hick McCoy would bother me in."

Pike: "Good luck, Captain. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my sponge bath."

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: Uh-oh.
Kirk: What's wrong?
McCoy: Well, I suppose we could just be taking the scenic route, but it's kinda looking like clipboard fella back at the
depot was bullshitting me and this bus ain't going to the Cotton Bowl. Had money riding on Ole Miss, too.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Where are we going?

Kirk: Back to Iowa, turns out I did more damage than I thought in that bar brawl.

McCoy: What kind of damage?

KIrk: How was I supposed to know that the slusho mix was explosive?

Spock: No...

Sarek: It'll be fun.

Spock: Not a chance!

Sarek: Father/Son bonding.

Spock: I'm taking Uhura to Tahiti, We're not bringing any luggage, what in gods name makes you think I want to bring my dad along?

Pike: Congratulations on being named Captain, it's just a shame my job is to kick you out of Starfleet for cheating.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: I hear you know my daughter, Gaila....

KIRK: uh oh

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Pike: OK, Kirk -- so you saved the Federation...
...But now can you answer me this: "Where's Waldo?"

 

[Isis]

Pike: "Congratulations on your stellar achievement, Kirk. You're now a card-carrying, bona fide face in the crowd."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Why so sad, Father?"

Sarek: "Your mother really had a way with clothes. I don't seem to be able to make the same 'finds' she could."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Spock: Father..

Sarek: Son, we need to talk about you glueing my hands together...

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Wow, look at that. It's the Enterprise!"
McCoy: "It's only a model."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: "Wow, look at that. It's the Enterprise!"
McCoy: "It's only a model."

Other cadet: "SSHH!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wow, I thought you were paralyzed. So why's your little Pike standing at attention?"

Pike: "Take a good look in the mirror, Captain." *wink, blown kiss*

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: "Wow, look at that. It's the Enterprise!"
McCoy: "It's only a model."

Other cadet: "SSHH!!"

Kirk: Cadets, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to The Enterprise!