Star Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Child's Play

[LeadHead]

Sarek: I know you have difficulties being half human on Vulcan. Also it's very difficult to be an only child.

Spock: But what about Sybok-

Sarek: An Only Child!!

Amanda: So you;re going to attend the Vulcan Science Academy and spend all of your life on this Beautiful Planet.

Spock: Actually I'm going to Starfleet Academy.

Amanda: Oh thank god you're getting off Vulcan, this place is a Hellhole!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Ferris Bueller's got nothing on me!

Spock: He did manage to get a girl.

Kirk: Shut up!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "So, if I'm Tod Stiles and you're Buz Murdock, who's the guy comin' up behind us on the bike?"
Spock: "Jim Bronson maybe?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: "So, if I'm Tod Stiles and you're Buz Murdock, who's the guy comin' up behind us on the bike?"
Spock: "Jim Bronson maybe?"

Kirk: How will I know if it's him?
Spock: Look for the navy-blue knit cap.

 

[Woulfe]

Fear & Loathing In Star Trek XI !

Kirk S. Thompson : We can't stop here this is BAT-MAN country !

Spock : You do know that only the 100 people that saw that film will get the joke here.

Kirk : Well, at least it's not another When does this happen in the film bit, or a play on XI as a word bit, or anything else this nut has done for these contests.

Spock : True.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Why can't you be more like your older half-brother Sybok?

HE didn't grow up to be a whiny little sehlat vagina.

Shape up...or else I will start telling everyone you were adopted.

AMANDA: Are you nervous?

SPOCK: I believe the growing wet spot on the front of my last good pair of trousers is indication of that, Mother.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Excuse me...Jimmy?

WHAT was the odometer reading when we arrived at the garage?

JIMMY: 15,672.1 miles...


Why?




What does it say now?

 

[John Picard]

Very few people knew that Abrams was originally planning a re-imagining of Thelma and Louise.

 

[cooleddie74]

DRIVING T'MISDASY

The Next Generation

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Stop blaming it on your pet sehlat, Spock.

Both I...and your instructors...know YOU are the one farting in class.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: You indicated we would "pick up chicks"

JIMMY: What are the possibilities the cop on our tail is a woman?

Wait, don't answer that!

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: Something strange happened to me this morning...
Sarek: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with
a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Spock: N-no...
Sarek: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

 

[Maurice]

WEE SPOCK: So, will Master Stephen Kiesle be punished?
SAREK: I'm certain T'Pope will see to it.

 

[Woulfe]

SPOCK: Excuse me...Jimmy?

WHAT was the odometer reading when we arrived at the garage?

JIMMY: 15,672.1 miles...

Why?

What does it say now?

Ferris (to camera) : This is the part where Camerion looses it.

 

[T'Boggan]

Kirk; well I can pull over gently in this priceless antique vehicle, or I can punt it into a vast bottomless chasm where it will explode in a bank balance shattering explosion. Now-let-me-seeeeee.

Sarek: "You will never get into the Vulcan Science Academy unless you can pee higher than me..

Spock; That is most unfair father, not only are you bigger than me you are also full of piss!

Amanda; There dear...Sheesh! How I squeezed you out of my pee pee Ill never know.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

SPOCK: Hit it.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Damn...

And here I am driving uncle Frank's car...wearing no pants and a pair of stained Superman Underoos.


This is NOT gonna be fun.

SAREK: It's not THAT bad, Spock.

These sorts of things happen to young Vulcans when they are in school. Take me for instance.

When I was your age, I was not only involved in one or two fistfights, but I was once hoisted on the Vulcan flagpole outside the academy from my underwear.

Back then we called that sort of act "THE ROMULAN WEDGIE."

AMANDA: You look so handsome, son...so sophisticated and grown-up!

SPOCK: If that is true, WHY then do you insist I take my stuffed selhat doll with me for good luck?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Please...take me back home now. I fear this joyride will NOT end well.

KIRK: Shut up and hand me that joint and bottle of whiskey. I've got an idea...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You got rid of the dead hooker in the trunk, right?

SPOCK: Dead hooker?

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: Mother, what is this?
Amanda: It is an ancient Earth infusion: Hai Karate -- it makes the chicks go wild.