Star Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Child's Play

[Jonas Grumby]

Sarek: "Always remember, Spock, as the great Surak has taught us: 'You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friend's nose.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Son...you...you're...

You are HITTING the urinal cake.

Aim a little lower.

 

[cooleddie74]

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[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"

Sarek: "She also said that she was a virgin, hint, hint."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Father...


What is Vietnam?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"

Sarek: "True, it would be illogical not to have hit that."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"

Sarek: "Well, she sure thought it was logical when she was trying to evade the police after shoplifting...again."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"

Sarek "True, the Logic Inn is a cheap motel on the outskirts of ShiKarr with hourly rates."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"

Sarek: "Absolutely. Your half-brother Sybok on the other hand, that was due to my unfortunate mixing of Saurian Brandy and Romulan Ale while at a party with T'Lohan."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"

Sarek: "The backseat of a Chevy Impala is very logical for procreation."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?

Sarek: Technically according to my father in law, the shotgun wedding was the logical part.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?

Sarek: You drink enough booze and anything is logical.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?

Sarek: Yes, Logic is that great club I pointed out last week.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ben Cross: "Had that dream again last night. Mark Lenard going on and on at me about how Winona Ryder is way too young for me. What's his beef, anyway?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Mother says I was conceived in logic...is that true, Father?

SAREK: Well, Spock...if...by "logic" you mean several bottles' worth of Terran Thousand Island salad dressing combined with a leather riding crop, two Rigellian midgets and a funnel....yes.

Yes, you were.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Don't say anything!! I've got an idea!!

Quick, open Uncle Frank's glove compartment over on your side...hand me that can of Silly String and the old music tape of Bananarama...

 

[Nerys Myk]

One for the road:

SPOCK:Mother says I was conceived in logic

KIRK: My mom told me I was conceived in passenger seat of this car.

Spock raises both eyebrows.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I know the shortcut to Mexico. Don't say anything to this cop...and by nightfall you'll have enough Tijuana Bottle Rockets to rip a hole in space-time!!