Star Trek XI Caption Contest #11: And The Oscar Goes To...

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: Great! Just when I thought I was never gonna hear another negative review...

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: NO!!!!!

Dammit, why do I always pick the worst possible times to get horny?!

 

[cooleddie74]

No, Cadet.

For the LAST damn time...this admiral to my right is not Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu's uncle.

 

[Isis]

Starfleet business meetings were among the most boring events in the universe. Admiral Madea could usually fake looking interested, but it was a sad fact that very few others could.

 

[cooleddie74]

ADMIRAL MADEA: You heard the fire alarm, people!!! Everyone file out of the arena in straight, organized lines...

Quietly...in a civilized manner!!

Two-armed humanoids in one line...three and four-armed in a second...and noncorporeal cadets can just float out the exits and hover until this thing's through!!

LET'S GO, PEOPLE!!!!!