Star Trek XI Caption Contest #11: And The Oscar Goes To...

[cooleddie74]

Some days you eat the Giant CGI Vagina monster.

Other days? The Giant CGI Vagina Monster eats you.

 

[cooleddie74]

ADMIRAL MADEA: The Governing Council does NOT recognize hearsay from someone's old friend who needed a favor from you once when they were drunk and found in a pool of a hooker's blood, Cadet.

Evidence not allowed.

 

[M'Sharak]

Komack (thinking): I wonder if there's anyone who can deliver... a big order of nachos?​

 

[Sector 7]

ADM. KOMACK: I wonder if anyone else can hear the voices in my head?

 

[cooleddie74]

ADMIRAL MADEA(Thinking): Damn...I hate these situations...

Gotta think here...

Be creative...

What would Federation President OPRAH do?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: That reminds me!!

I gotta ask Gaila to start using douche...

 

[Rat Boy]

Barnett: "And fire whoever keeps stocking these meetings with 40s. I happen to not like malt liquor."

 

[cooleddie74]

ADMIRAL MADEA: Can someone please get these toy radio microphones out of here?

This isn't an early 20th century radio station, you know. It was funny for five minutes...now not so much.

 

[Aragorn]

JAYSON: This isn't the picture she used on the internet!!!

 

[Sector 7]

"Next Friday at 8/7 central on Fox: When Good Space Pets Attack! It makes Pit Bulls look like nice puppies...

 

[LeadHead]

The script called for something terrible, ugly, annoying and evil, and they couldn't use Spencer Pratts Likeness without being sued, so this is what they came up with.

 

[Isis]

Even in the 23rd Century, a person had to be careful in choosing a plastic surgeon.

 

[Isis]

Uhura: "Sir, I've heard of unibrows, but yours is ridiculous."

OR

Longface: "I told my plastic surgeon I wanted rugged good looks, but I don't think he heard the word 'good.'"

OR

Longface: "My chin is so long, Jay Leno makes fun of it."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

ADM. KOMACK: I wonder if anyone else can hear the voices in my head?

Guy to the right of Komack (thinking): "Someone needs to tell the voices in Komack's head to speak more softly."

 

[cooleddie74]

KOMACK: Is that butter in your pocket, Cadet?


Please say it's butter.

 

[cooleddie74]

...and before young Jim Kirk knew it, the armor-clad bounty hunter popped wet and dripping out of the creature's gut and knocked him down into the snow.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: That reminds me, i need to finish my tax returns.

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm Bob Barker's cryogenically-preserved head in a jar...remember to help control the pet population...

Have your Delta Vegan ice beasts spayed or neutered! Goodbye, everybody!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

ADMIRAL MADEA: It is the decision of this Governing Council that Cadet James T. Kirk be punished in the most severe manner allowed under the rules of this Academy...and the laws of both Earth and the Federation.

He will be forced to watch a 48-hour marathon of the late twentieth-century television program THIRTYSOMETHING in an isolation chamber.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Hey, Mugatu, I think it's time to change your toothbrush."