Star Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Shakedown Cruise

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

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    Hiya, folks.

    The other boards have a running caption contest, and since Trek 2009 completely obliterates decades of continuity (:)), I thought one here would be good. If and when this board goes away or merges with another, we'll deal with it.

    Rat Boy and I will work to make sure there's not much overlap with the Trek Movies Board Caption Contest, as far as shots go. If I do put one up that you guys have already done here, just let me know.

    Most of you know how these things work, so we'll get right to it. The first official bits are:

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    Have at it.

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