Star Trek Rules

[Rhaven]

Rule 20 : If it is pastel colored, loves expensive hybrid grain, purrs and is born pregnant; beaming them aboard the Klingon ship is the only proven solution.

 

[DanStro]

Rule 21 (related to Rule 13): As soon as you get the chance, just eject the warp core. You're going to have to do it soon or later anyway.

 

[The Dominion]

Rule 22: In case of an engineering emergency Geordi will roll under the blast doors last.

 

[Romulus Prime]

Rule 23:

If there is part of an episode which could feature Troi's abilities as either counselor or empath, try substituting Guinan for Troi.

 

[Dfros]

Rule 24

In event of a dangerous away mission, send all senior staff instead of a trained security team.

 

[MacLeod]

Rule 0: Systems will operate normally except when you need them most.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Rule 25: No Trek series will ever have more than three female series regulars. If the prospect even arises, the one with the smallest cup size must be sacked immediately

 

[Shawnster]

Rule 26: Holodeck safety locks are for display purposes only. All holodecks are designed to malfunction repeatedly.

 

[Nero's Shadow]

Rule 21

Klingons don't take prisoners !!!!

 

[Garrovick]

Rule 27:

If the communicators don't get taken away, their frequencies will be jammed.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rule 28:

The Star Trek Rules do not go in order. Just like NCC registry numbers.

 

[T'Girl]

Rule 29:

The Federation is built on truth, justice, freedom ... and the complete absence of gays.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Rule 29:

The Federation is built on truth, justice, freedom ... and the complete absence of gays.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Rule 30: Saving planet Earth instantly absolves you of all prior wrongdoings (including but not limited to: theft of a Starfleet vessel, disobeying direct orders, destruction of said Starfleet vessel, precipitating an intergalactic incident)

Rule 31: Starfleet is allowed to hand out completely insane promotions to members of the Earth-saving club.

Rule 32: The Temporal Prime Directive can and will be ignored in all instances where a feel-good ending is at stake.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rule 33: Lens flares, and lots of them.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Rule 35: Klingons/Romulans/Future San Fansisco/Saavik always looked like that. Andorian antennae always moved. Data's skin was always that shade of gold. Kirk's eyes have always been blue. Kirk's Enterprise was always the second one. Picard was bald at the academy. Stop asking quesions.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Rule 21

Klingons don't take prisoners !!!!

Rule 21b

...unless the Klingon commander wanted prisoners in which case all potential prisoners will be killed "accidentally".

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rule 36: Any character played by Vaughn Armstrong must, logically, be awesome.

Rule 36a: Vaughn Armstrong *himself* is awesome.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Rule 001: Badass Captain Robau is badass. That is all.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rule 36b: The descendants of Captain Robau must be played by either Vaughn Armstrong or Faran Tahir. Or both.