Star Trek Rules

[Sumghai]

Rule 37

At the next possible moment, a hairstylist must be within an arm's reach of any major female character, especially in combat or hazardous situations.

 

[T'Cal]

38. When ever Worf accompanies Picard on an away mission, the Captain will be captured.

 

[Mr_Homn]

39. Given enough preparation, Batman always wins, even if pitted against Kirk, Picard, or Q.

 

[Methos]

Rule 40. Any ship named "Enterprise", regardless of captain or crew, will always end up in the most absurd and extreme situations known to Starfleet.

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[Captain Rob]

Rule 41:
The starship Enterprise is always the only ship in the quadrant. As in the Alpha Quadrant? Where the hell did everybody go?

 

[Use of Time]

Rule 42. If you attain the rank of Admiral, you will immediately become an asshole.

 

[Cmdr.Druss]

Rule 43. During hostile or dangerous situations, always ignore the advice of your Chief of Security

 

[Captain Rob]

Rule 44: All starship control panels contain fireworks. And will explode with the slightest provacation.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Rule 46

Rule 45 causes a temporal paradox. it'll make sense when you get there.

Rule 47 The number 47 shows up 47 a lot 47 more often 47 than it 47 statistically should 47.