Star Trek Rules

[Dfros]

Rule 1.

If Riker is talking to you he must put his foot up on the nearest desk.


Rule 2

Any Scientists working in isolation will have gone rouge in some way.


Rule 3

If something goes wrong on the enterprise get to a service tube and climb up the ladder it usually helps.

 

[tighr]

Rule 4

Tachyon beams can serve as the resolution to any plot requirement. If for some reason a tachyon beam cannot resolve a situation, try an inverse tachyon beam.

 

[Dfros]

Rule 5

A Tricorder is not just a Tricorder its just about anything you need it to be at the time just reprogram it and your sorted

 

[Avon]

Rule 46

Rule 45 causes a temporal paradox. it'll make sense when you get there.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Any Scientists working in isolation will have gone rouge in some way.

Especially if one of them is Eddie Izzard...

 

[Avon]

should've picked a lower number in case this thread doesn't last that long

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rule 6: There is no Rule 6.

Rule 7: No Borg pooftahs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Rule 8. Do not fall in love with James Kirk.

 

[captcalhoun]

Rule 9: Sisko's NOT PICARD.

 

[tighr]

Rule 9: Sisko's NOT PICARD.

Picard never hit Q.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Rule 9: Sisko's NOT PICARD.

Picard never hit Q.

Maybe he should have. Q never bothered Sisko again

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Rule 10: Any well-endowed woman must be in either a low-cut or skin-tight catsuit, regardless of rank or position.

 

[T'Cal]

Rule 11: When faced with a life-threatening conundrum and your normal solution isn't working, flip it around! That's what Geordi always does and it always works.

 

[Relayer1]

Rule 12

NOTHING fired at the ship will bounce harmlessly off the shields.

 

[The Wormhole]

Rule 13
Warp core ejection systems must fail during an emergency, unless the ejection of warp core is Relevant to the Plot.

 

[Mr Silver]

Rule 14: ANY critical failure can be re-routed away.

Rule 15: A ship named Enterprise will be at the forefront of most major discoveries, battles and other events in the reach of the Federation and beyond.

 

[tighr]

Rule 12

NOTHING fired at the ship will bounce harmlessly off the shields.

Except lasers.

 

[Marlonius]

Rule 16: Drugs that cure plagues are best stored at isolated locations, very far from any location at which a plague might erupt.

Rule 17: Geordi must be forever lonely.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rule 18: Torture..
18a (ENT): Malcolm
18b (TOS): Chekov
18c (TNG): Geordi
18d (DS9): O'Brien
18e (VOY): Harry

 

[Dfros]

Rule 19

If Wesley Crusher is doing or has done some experiment its probably responsible for the crazy stuff going on around you