Star Trek jokes
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"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."
I have it on authority that this is really funny.
I have it on authority that this is really funny.
How many Bynars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10001001
10001001
What's a favorite Klingon vacation spot in San Francisco?
Fisherman's Worf
Fisherman's Worf
How many ears does Mr Spock have?
Three - A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!
Three - A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!
So a Klingon, a Romulan and a Cardassian, all walk into a bar.
The Human bartender says, "You two fine gentlemen can drink for free, if you both first kill that piece of filth."
The Klingon, Romulan and Cardassian all disintegrate each other.
The Human bartender smiles and goes back to her crossword puzzle.
The Human bartender says, "You two fine gentlemen can drink for free, if you both first kill that piece of filth."
The Klingon, Romulan and Cardassian all disintegrate each other.
The Human bartender smiles and goes back to her crossword puzzle.
So a Klingon, a Romulan and a Cardassian, all walk into a bar.
The Human bartender says, "You two fine gentlemen can drink for free, if you both first kill that piece of filth."
The Klingon, Romulan and Cardassian all disintegrate each other.
The Human bartender smiles and goes back to her crossword puzzle.
Excellent!!!
What will you find in the commode of the ready room?
The Captain's Log
What kind of cell phone plan does Dr. Noonien Soong have?
The one that includes unlimited Data
The one that includes unlimited Data
Captain Kirk beamed down to the Planet Nueral to obtain medicine for the crew.
The Medicine Chief said, " For our precious life giving rocks, you must wrestle a Mugato, make love to our Witch woman, and chop enough wood to last the village throughout the cold winter."
Captain Kirk got down to business chopping wood as he knew this would take him the longest time. Days later, exhausted, filthy, dizzy, and bleeding from several wounds, Kirk came back to the Chief.
"Okay," he said, gasping for breath. " I only have one task left. Where's this Witch woman I have to wrestle?"
The new ensign reported to sickbay for her physical. When stripped, Dr. McCoy nodded approvingly.
"You look nice and trim.
"Thanks," she answered. "I weigh one hundred pounds stripped for gym."
McCoy shook his head. "That guy has all the luck!"
The Medicine Chief said, " For our precious life giving rocks, you must wrestle a Mugato, make love to our Witch woman, and chop enough wood to last the village throughout the cold winter."
Captain Kirk got down to business chopping wood as he knew this would take him the longest time. Days later, exhausted, filthy, dizzy, and bleeding from several wounds, Kirk came back to the Chief.
"Okay," he said, gasping for breath. " I only have one task left. Where's this Witch woman I have to wrestle?"
The new ensign reported to sickbay for her physical. When stripped, Dr. McCoy nodded approvingly.
"You look nice and trim.
"Thanks," she answered. "I weigh one hundred pounds stripped for gym."
McCoy shook his head. "That guy has all the luck!"
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.
How many bynars does it take to change a lightbulb?
2^n
A bolian walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, 'Why are you feeling blue?'
Two holograms walk into a prism, and the third says, 'Why the long face?'
Two holograms walk into a prism. Rose was red, Violet was blue.
2^n
A bolian walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, 'Why are you feeling blue?'
Two holograms walk into a prism, and the third says, 'Why the long face?'
Two holograms walk into a prism. Rose was red, Violet was blue.
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