STAR TREK Jokes, Parodies, And Puns...

[Frightscape One]

What is Jadzia's favorite AC/DC song?



Shoot to Trill.


(My wife deserves credit for that one... she just made it now. Another reason I love her.)

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

When you're playing soccer on Star Trek, and you're a bit too rough... does the referee give you a yellow Cardassian?

 

[Frightscape One]

Ever see the STAR TREK/GAME OF THRONES crossover?




The episode is called "Code of Hodor".

 

[Frightscape One]

Did you hear about the lost, secret DS9 episode that had tiny gardeners arriving?






It was called "MOVE ALONG GNOME".

 

[Frightscape One]

What powerful being built the Playboy Mansion?




Q Hefner.

 

[Frightscape One]

What Christmas treats are given on Ceti Alpha V?



Khandy Canes.





(From my wife.)
What do you call jam sessions on Ceti Alpha V?



Khancerts.

 

[1001001]

Ever see the STAR TREK/GAME OF THRONES crossover?




The episode is called "Code of Hodor".

Did you hear about the lost, secret DS9 episode that had tiny gardeners arriving?






It was called "MOVE ALONG GNOME".

What powerful being built the Playboy Mansion?




Q Hefner.

What Christmas treats are given on Ceti Alpha V?



Khandy Canes.





(From my wife.)
What do you call jam sessions on Ceti Alpha V?



Khancerts.

Please don't do that.

Thanks.

 

[Frightscape One]

Please don't do that.

Thanks.

Do what?

 

[1001001]

Do what?

Bump your own thread 3 times in a row.

 

[Frightscape One]

Wasn't my intention... just spreading jokes when they occur to me.

But okay.

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

Does this mean we can't continue our fanfiction posts if no one posts comments on them?

 

[1001001]

Does this mean we can't continue our fanfiction posts if no one posts comments on them?

No

 

[Frightscape One]

Then a question: let's say I come up with another joke or pun, but no one else comments or puts up their own joke here since my last post. (A day, a week, a month, or whatever amount of time, short of it being the year limit for a thread to be considered dead.) How exactly am I supposed to share the joke? Start a new thread just for that joke? Every time?

 

[1001001]

Then a question: let's say I come up with another joke or pun, but no one else comments or puts up their own joke here since my last post. (A day, a week, a month, or whatever amount of time, short of it being the year limit for a thread to be considered dead.) How exactly am I supposed to share the joke? Start a new thread just for that joke? Every time?

The board works on a Market philosophy. If a thread is interesting to people, then they’ll respond. If it’s not or it dies out naturally, then it will fall down the list.

When someone keeps bumping their own thread without other people participating, it’s considered a form of spamming. This has been consistently enforced here.

So the answer to your question is “you don’t.” Or maybe start something in the lounges where the traffic is far less.

That’s the last I’ll address this here.

Moving on.

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

ALEXANDER: "Father, will you share your Klingon coffee with me?"

WORF: "Raktiji-NO!"

 

[Lord Garth]

Worf: Captain, the Sheliak are still hailing us.

Picard: Put it through to voicemail, Lieutenant!

 

[Frightscape One]

What is a cow's favorite episode of DS9?





"MOOOOOVE ALONG HOME"!

 

[Lord Garth]

Worf: Jadzia, before we are married, there is something I must tell you.

Dax: It's alright, Worf. I know you have a son.

Worf: I have a son?!

 

[Frightscape One]

What do you call a group of lawmakers from Ceti Alpha V?



Khangress.

 

[Lord Garth]

Data: I will read 100 poems devoted to my cat, Spot.

The Doctor: Afterwards, I'll show an album of 1,200 photos I took while on vacation last week.

Worf: Today is a good day to die...