STAR TREK Jokes, Parodies, And Puns...

[Farscape One]

What is Jadzia's favorite AC/DC song?



Shoot to Trill.


(My wife deserves credit for that one... she just made it now. Another reason I love her.)

 

[Oddish]

When you're playing soccer on Star Trek, and you're a bit too rough... does the referee give you a yellow Cardassian?

 

[Farscape One]

Ever see the STAR TREK/GAME OF THRONES crossover?




The episode is called "Code of Hodor".

 

[Farscape One]

Did you hear about the lost, secret DS9 episode that had tiny gardeners arriving?






It was called "MOVE ALONG GNOME".

 

[Farscape One]

What powerful being built the Playboy Mansion?




Q Hefner.

 

[Farscape One]

What Christmas treats are given on Ceti Alpha V?



Khandy Canes.





(From my wife.)
What do you call jam sessions on Ceti Alpha V?



Khancerts.

 

[1001001]

Ever see the STAR TREK/GAME OF THRONES crossover?




The episode is called "Code of Hodor".

Did you hear about the lost, secret DS9 episode that had tiny gardeners arriving?






It was called "MOVE ALONG GNOME".

What powerful being built the Playboy Mansion?




Q Hefner.

What Christmas treats are given on Ceti Alpha V?



Khandy Canes.





(From my wife.)
What do you call jam sessions on Ceti Alpha V?



Khancerts.

Please don't do that.

Thanks.

 

[Farscape One]

Please don't do that.

Thanks.

Do what?

 

[1001001]

Do what?

Bump your own thread 3 times in a row.

 

[Farscape One]

Wasn't my intention... just spreading jokes when they occur to me.

But okay.