RobertScorpio
Pariah

For the first time in several months Benjamin Lafayette Sisko opened his eyes. It was the first time he had done so since the destruction of Earth. He was inside of the stasis chamber, and as his eyes focused, he could see a man in some sort of military uniform staring down at him.
Sisko looked about the stasis chamber that he was contained in and saw a button near his left hand. He pressed and the stasis chamber slid open, creating a slight hissing sound as it did.
“Time to rise and shine,” Q said with a smile.
Sisko, still stretched out across the stasis chamber, sat up.
“I’m sorry,” Sisko said to Q, “but do I know you? Where is Jim Kirk? Where is my wife?”
Sisko was dressed in a medical gown. Q, ever one to be prim and proper, snapped his right fingers, and instantly Sisko was in a Starfleet uniform.
“Whoa,” Sisko said as he saw his new garb. “Thank you for the new clothes, but I’m not in Starfleet.”
“You sure are picky,” Q said, as he snapped his fingers again. This time he let Sisko’s mind decide on what he would wear.
Sisko was now wearing black slacks and a red button down shirt, with a baseball hat on his head. Q looked at the hat.
“Baseball,” Q said with a very disrespectful tone. “I have been to funerals that had more excitement.”
“The best thing about baseball,” Sisko said with a smile, “is that it’s linear.”
“The best thing about baseball is when the last out is made, and the torture is over,” Q added with a wry tone in his voice.
“Again, who are you?” Sisko asked. “And where is Jim Kirk?” Sisko looked around and he saw several officers, including McCoy, staring through the observation window, trying in vane to open the door but having no luck.
“All in good time,” Q said, with a re-freshened tone in his voice. “I see you noticed that no one will be able to disturb us; at least not for a while. But do not worry, I have not come here to harm you…. yet. As for who or what I might be? My name is God, Vishnu, Buddha, if you want it to be. Or you can just call me Q.”
“You’re God?” Sisko said with a quick laugh. “If so, then we’re all screwed.”
“Do you mock me sir?” Q asked. “I have brought you back from your little land of OZ, Dorothy, and soon your little wife and son will come running in here and you will be reunited as a family. Doesn’t that just make you feel all gooey inside and want to hug me and say thanks?” Q asked, as he pretended to sob, and dabbed his eyes of non existent tears.
“I assume since you seem to know why I was in stasis. By bringing me back, before our arrival at Celestial Temple of the Prophets, you may have destroyed the collective souls of humanity.”
Q shook his head.
“Do even realize how silly that sounds?” Q asked. “The collective soul of humanity; do you write your own material?”
Sisko’s patience was beginning to run out.
“Alright,” Sisko said, “if you won’t tell me what you’re doing, then I’ll go find someone else who can.”
“Very well,” Q said. “Just wait for a moment and then I will tell why I woke you up. I just thought we might have some quiet time, and bond as good friends.”
The look on Sisko’s face was all Q needed to see.
“Okay, perhaps we won’t be friends after all,” Q said, “but we do need each other, Benny.”
“We need each other for what?” Sisko asked, crossing his arms in front of his chest as he asked the question.
“You’re a pretty smart fellow,” Q began to say, “so let me start by saying that I know you are here on behalf of the beings, pests is what I them, that reside inside of the Celestial Temple.” Q stated.
“And how is it you know this?” Sisko asked.
“Oh, didn’t I tell you,” Q said, “I know everything; well, usually.”
“Go on,” Sisko said.
“Yeah, go on; Q,” said a third voice via the intercom.
Q and Sisko looked over to the door to observation room they were in and saw Kirk standing there. He snapped his fingers, and Kirk disappeared and then reappeared in the medical room.
“Ahh, now we can get on with it; Kirk has come to the recue! Let me guess,” Q said, with a smug smile, “Somehow the Prophets told you to come here because he,” Q said, pointing at Sisko “was in danger.”
“No,” Kirk replied. “Doctor McCoy told me there was some sort of madman in here talking with Ben, and I could only think of one person who could fit the bill; you. By the way Ben, it is good to see you up and around. Now, Q, what the hell are you doing on my ship?” Kirk asked, as he came into the room.
“Do you know him?” Sisko asked Kirk.
“Yes,” Kirk replied, “we’ve had dealings in the past with him, and others of his kind.” Kirk replied. “Its interesting that he calls the beings in the wormhole pests because, to be frank, he should look at himself in the mirror.”
“That was not nice,” Q protested. “However, I don’t have time for this witty banter.”
“Why?” Kirk asked. “And where were you about an hour ago when the Borg pretty much destroyed what was left of the Romulan civilization and Earth’s government?” Kirk added.
“That is why I am here. And first off,” Q said, “your pathetic President and Sarek, and all the others in your silly Starfleet, are still alive. Why I’m even bothering telling you this is beyond me, since I am nothing but a pest. But they were not destroyed by the Borg. Well; not yet.”
“Why I should even believe you, is equally beyond me,” Kirk said, as he sat on one of the medical stools, “but go ahead. Why are you here now?”
“I was at home,” Q explained, whimsically, “in my entertainment room, with Dolby 5000.1 surround sound, watching the universe unfold as I always do. When I came across that incredible space battle going on between the Borg and everyone else. I’m not really big on space battles, being omnipotent and all, but, hey, it had been sometime since I had seen a real good one that I stayed around and watched. Let me tell you; when I’anti’s ship exploded it really was amazing.”
“He was a good friend,” Kirk said to Q. “I hardly call his death amazing,”
“Of course not,” Q said, “you’re too (to continue, please follow this LINK and thanks...)