Star Trek: Deleted Scenes You Wish Existed

[Tenacity]

KIRK: ...And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we reform the economy and live without the need for any form of money or compensation.

FEDERATION BUREAU OF ECONOMICS: "Stop being such a cheap son of a bitch Kirk and write the woman a check already.
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TMP.
When Kirk first arrives on the bridge, Decker's body falls backward out of the turbo-lift dead, the entire bridge crew stands and claps.

Admiral Kirk: "Somebody find me Spock,"
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TMP.
When Ilia first arrives on the bridge she announces her oath of celibacy is on record, Kirk (as her commanding officer) releases her from her oath. Ilia excuses herself and immediately leaves the bridge.

Later when Kirk arrives for the mass crew meeting on the recreation deck, he find the entire crew sweaty and slightly out of breath.

 

[Discofan]

Illia: My oath of celibacy is on record, (just as is your propensity to jump on everything that moves, jerk!)

 

[Nyotarules]

Sondra & Myrna, is that you?

I am not even a Kirk/Spock shipper, but I could not resist lol

 

[Nyotarules]

McCoy: What if we had just taken Edith with us wouldn't it have had the same effect on the peace movement?

Kirk: OMG! You're right!

Edith arrives in the 23rd century and the following episode Kirk has forgotten her name.... so much for his great love.

 

[Tim Thomason]

Kirk spends twenty minutes grilling Ilia over her oath of celibacy. Asking about foreplay, non-penetrative acts, maybe if some sort of masking agent could be used. The entire bridge crew stand around awkwardly during this.

 

[Nyotarules]

Admiral Kirk orders Starfleet Medical to find an antidote to the 'Deltan sex makes you mad' problem. A human doctor discovers a solution from one of his ancestor's journal a Mr G Roddenberry

 

[Shawnster]

"Star Trek: Voyager"
Episode: "Threshold"

Euthanizing the salamander babies.....

One of the best Strang New Worlds stories was focused on the salamander babies.

I kid you not.

 

[Tim Thomason]

Admiral Kirk orders Starfleet Medical to find an antidote to the 'Deltan sex makes you mad' problem. A human doctor discovers a solution from one of his ancestor's journal a Mr G Roddenberry

Sulu: "But Captain, we have a mission..."
Kirk: "Which has been postponed. The Deltan issue is of the utmost importance right now. Earth will have to save itself this time."

 

[at Quark's]

Picard's nightmare: Data approaching him at the end of Time's Arrow and telling him that after 500 years of cross-correlating information and thinking in that cave he has come up with some additional questions about human behaviour ....

 

[Discofan]

"Author, Author":

EMH: No! The Vortex characters are larger than life. They're nothing like our crew. As far as I know, Captain, you haven't executed any of my patients.

Chakotay: cough, cough, Tuvix, cough, cough.

Janeway: What did you say?

Chakotay: Nothing, Captain, nothing...

Janeway: That's what I thought. (spineless bastard!)

 

[JonnyQuest037]

A scene in Yesterday's Enterprise, on the bridge of one of the attacking Klingon vessels. Worf is in command...

It still boggles my mind that they didn't do this.

I wonder if it was ever considered to actually have that Klingon voice (the one who says "Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded") be Worf.

Yeah, I think it would've been even better if they didn't do any sort of cutaway, and just had Dorn do that voiceover without calling attention to it.

 

[Nyotarules]

Sulu: "But Captain, we have a mission..."
Kirk: "Which has been postponed. The Deltan issue is of the utmost importance right now. Earth will have to save itself this time."

Voyager/Ilia - "V'Ger wants to join with the creator
Kirk starts to undress
Decker - 'Sir, what are you doing?
Kirk - 'Sorry Decker, the Enterprise is yours, this new lady is hot."

 

[Tim Thomason]

Voyager/Ilia - "V'Ger wants to join with the creator
Kirk starts to undress
Decker - 'Sir, what are you doing?
Kirk - 'Sorry Decker, the Enterprise is yours, this new lady is hot."

No way would Kirk make such a commitment (to any lady not named Enterprise).

That could only be a ploy to buy them some time.

 

[Nyotarules]

No way would Kirk make such a commitment (to any lady not named Enterprise).

That could only be a ploy to buy them some time.

I take it your suspension of disbelief with the scene is over lol

 

[Nyotarules]

Q gives the Enterprise powers of sentience and speech
2293.A.D
Enterprise to Kirk, Scotty, McCoy, Chekov and Uhura after TUC
"You pathetic people need to get a life...almost 30 years on this ship following Kirk? Just pathetic."

24th century
Q gives the Enterprise powers of sentience and speech
Enterprise to Picard & Crusher, after Nemesis
"Fifteen years mooning over each other? That's longer than a human marriage"

 

[ItIsGreen]

Q gives the Enterprise powers of sentience and speech
2293.A.D
Enterprise to Kirk, Scotty, McCoy, Chekov and Uhura after TUC
"You pathetic people need to get a life...almost 30 years on this ship following Kirk? Just pathetic."

24th century
Q gives the Enterprise powers of sentience and speech
Enterprise to Picard & Crusher, after Nemesis
"Fifteen years mooning over each other? That's longer than a human marriage"

The Enterprise is sassy.

 

[USS Firefly]

In ST 5, Sulu's transfer to the USS Excelsior

 

[flandry84]

Riker standing legs akimbo astride the ops console...
Data says “Um,Commander your fly is undone”.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

McCoy: What if we had just taken Edith with us wouldn't it have had the same effect on the peace movement?

Kirk: OMG! You're right!

(later, in the mess hall)

McCoy: Why did you eat so much dessert?

Kirk: Because I knew I couldn't have my cake and Edith too.

 

[Kronos]

McCoy: What if we had just taken Edith with us wouldn't it have had the same effect on the peace movement?

Kirk: OMG! You're right!

What if her vanishing caused her followers to blame the US Government leading to anarchy and civil war?

Spock: We're gonna have to take her back and throw her in front of a car.
Kirk: I'll take care of it.