A is for Aphasia Viruses. B is for Bajor VIII. C is for Canon. Enforced by the Federation Inquisition. Oops! They're secret. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. Someone's knocking at my door. D is for Double Dumb-ass on you! E is for Enterprise, the name of many a gallant and historic spaceship throughout Starfleet history, both before and after the founding of the Federation. F is for Finney. Commander Benjamin Finney. And his one little mistake.......which could have destroyed the ship and killed everyone on board. G is for Gre'thor, the closest Klingon approximation of the human afterlife in Hell. H is for Horta. I is for Ilia of Delta IV, lost in the line of duty and declared missing. J is for the Janus Gate. K is for Koloth, legendary Klingon commander and warrior. L is for Lithium Cracking Station on Delta Vega.