Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

Spock: Something tells me I already have.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Kirk: Good Luck.

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Jim, the statistical likelihood that our plan will succeed is less than four point three percent...

 

[Wynterhawk]

(firmly)

Kirk: It'll work.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock: In the event that i do not return please tell Lt. Uhura that i lur....

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Spock, It'll work.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock (sits in the Jellyfish's chair): Fascinating!

 

[Leandar]

(The Jellyfish takes off, heading out while Kirk continues looking for Captain Pike. Eventually, Kirk encounters Nero and aims his phaser at him)

Kirk: Nero, order your men to disable the drill or I will....

(Kirk is knocked loopy by the butt of Ayel's rifle)

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: I know your face, from Earth's history. (begins pummeling Kirk again, who by this point is, no doubt, feeling very put out) James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man....he went on to captain the USS Enterprise.....but that was another life. A life i will deprive you of, just like i did your father.

 

[GhoulEddie74]

(*Spock blasts the drill and sends it crashing into San Francisco Bay*)

ROMULAN CREWMAN: Sir, the Vulcan ship's been taken...the drill has been destroyed!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: SPOCK!!!!!!! SPOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!

(Rommulan garbled word)

Nero: Open a channel!

 

[Leandar]

^^Finishing:

Nero (cont.): Spock, I knew I should have killed you when I had the chance!

Spock: I hereby confiscate this illegally obtained ship and order you to surrender your vessel. No terms, no deals.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ ( LOL, actually there is a missing line, before Spock: "i knew i should have killed you".. Rommulan answers " YES SIR!" to the "Open a channel" line.)

NERO: That ship! Take it out!!

 

[Leandar]

Oops.....

Romulan (Wil Wheaton): Sir, if you ignite the red matter, we....

 

[GhoulEddie74]

ROMULAN: But sir, if you ignite the Red Matter...

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(yeah for Wil Weaton!)

Nero: I WANT SPOCK DEAD NOW!

 

[Leandar]

(The Jellyfish evades the torpedoes and shoots into warp)

Romulan: He went to warp, sir!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: Go after him!

 

[Leandar]

Romulan: Yes, sir!

(Narada jumps into warp)

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(scene shifts to Ayel and Kirk.)

Ayel: (choking Kirk) Your species is even weaker than i expected. (Kirk makes choking noises) You can't even speak. (more choking noises from Kirk) WHAT??