Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Kirk: The study of Alien Languages, morphology, nephrology, syntax. Means you've got a talented tongue.

 

[shadowedgalaxy]

Uhura: Very good! For a second there I thought you were just a dumb southern hick who has sex with farm animals. (?)

 

[Garm Bel Iblis]

KIRK: Well, not ONLY...

 

[LeadHead]

Cupcake: This towney bugging you?

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: OH, like you wouldn't believe! But it's nothing I can't handle...

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: You could handle me, if that was an invitation.

 

[JonnyBoy]

Cupcake: Hey! You better mind your manners.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Relax, Cupcake...it was a JOKE.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Cupcake: Hey farm boy. Maybe you cant count, but there are four of us and only one of you!

 

[shadowedgalaxy]

Kirk: Well maybe I could get a coupla guys and it'll be an even fight.

 

[Leandar]

^^Actually, the line was "So get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight."

(Cupcake punches Kirk and the fight is on)

Uhura: Stop it! Stop it now! (The fight continues, Kirk gets the upper hand, then the guys all gang up on him and the big guy puts Kirk on the table and starts pounding his head in) Enough! Guys, he's had enough!

 

[shadowedgalaxy]

^^Actually, the line was "So get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight."

I'm doing this by memory.

Pike: *WHISTLE*

 

[LeadHead]

Pike: Outside. All of you. Now.

 

[JonnyBoy]

Cadet: Yes sir!

(Complaining, the cadets begin filing out of the bar, as Kirk lies gasping on the table)

Pike: You alright, son?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: You can whistle pretty loud, you know that?

 

[JonnyBoy]

(Later on, after the bar has cleared out, Pike and Kirk sit at a lone table. Kirk is nursing his injuries.)

Pike: You know, I couldn't believe it when the bartender told me who you are.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Who am I Captain Pike?

 

[JonnyBoy]

Pike: Your Father's son.

 

[Leandar]

I'm doing this by memory.

You're a better man than I am.

Kirk: Can I get another?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Pike: For my dissertation i was assigned the USS Kelvin. Something i admired about your Dad. He didn't believe in no win scenarios.