Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

G. Kirk: I love you so much. I love you...!

(Kelvin slams into Narada, destroying it and disabling the Narada. Winona looks on at the explosion and begins to cry at George's death and clutching onto her baby. The Kelvin shuttles retreat from the disabled Narada and we go to title card and music)

Star Trek

(Ten years later, Riverside Iowa. An old car shoots out of its driveway and tears down the road. It's driver, a young James T. Kirk. The cellphone (Nokia, btw lol) rings and Kirk pushes the button to answer)

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^^ NICE JOB LEANDER!~


Stepfather's voice over phone: Hey are you out of your mind? That car's an antique! You think you can get away with this just because your mother's off -planet? You get your ass back home now! You live in my house buddy. You live in MY HOUSE and that's MY CAR. You get one scratch on that car and i'm gonna whip your a...

(Young James T. Kirk disconnects phone call and puts on radio.)

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(double posted)

 

[Leandar]

(While jamming to "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys, Kirk tries to open the convertible top, only to have it go flying off into the wind. He just yells and guns the car even faster, passing a friend along the road)

Kirk: Hey, Johnny!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robocop (or human?) follows James and pulls up along side:

Robocop: Citizen, pull over!

 

[Leandar]

(Kirk turns down a dirt road. The officer follows. Kirk slides the car and manages to jump out just as it falls down a cliff in a mining hole. He drags himself from the cliff face just as the officer stops and sets down on the ground)

Kirk: Is there a problem, officer?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robocop: Citizen, what is your name?

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: My name is James Tiberius Kirk!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(Go to: Planet Vulcan "School Room")

Computer: What is the formula for the volume of a sphere?

 

[Jeri]

Vulcan child: Four thirds pi times the radius cubed.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(Various computers ask various questions which are answered by the Vulcan children including Young Spock)

Vulcan Bully: Spock!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I presume you have prepared new insults for today.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Vulcan Bully Kid: Affirmative

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: This is your 34th attempt to illicit an emotional response from me.

 

[Leandar]

Bully #1: You're neither Human nor Vulcan and therefore have no place in this universe.

 

[LeadHead]

Bully #2: Look, he has human eyes. They look sad.

 

[Leandar]

Bully #1: Perhaps an emotional response requires physical stimuli. (he shoves Spock)

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Bully: He's a traitor you know, your father....for marrying her...that human whore.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Yeaaaarrrrgh!
Spock attacks Bully, bully tries to fight back. Spock gets the upper hand.

Later, Sarek comes and sits down next to Spock in a Hallway.

Spock: They called you a Traitor.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Emotions run deep in our race. In some ways even moreso than in humans.